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Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

#i’m dead #this is so funny #harlivy #bruce and tim #harley #ivy #bruce #Tim

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This exchange contains everything you will ever need to know about Bruce and Tim's relationship as Batman and Robin.

#Tim roasts Bruce #and i love it #bruce and tim #bruce #Tim

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#this is so cute #bat and his birds #Bruce #dick #Tim #Damian

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the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

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#so true bestie

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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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whats "Furfur" short for

He just didn't grow as tall as the other demons.

#why is Neil so funny

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but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

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[ a study in eyes and hands ]

#still can’t get over how buck looks at him after getting kissed #buck/tommy #buck #Tommy

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#magneto is right actually #and I always stand by that take #X-men

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Vic and Dick. 2022

#cute cute cute #dick and Victor #dick #Victor

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messy sketch on the phone because it was the only thing I could draw on😞 I haven't drawn on my phone for a long time, so you can see a lot of mistakes here BUT I DON'T CARE guys I enjoyed the process.

#SO CUTE #Bruce and Damian #Bruce #Damian

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from left to right: clark, bruce, diana

#CORRECT #the trinity #Bruce #Diana #Clark

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ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

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its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

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Jason "I'm the only one allowed to torment Bruce" Todd

#no one messes with my dad except me #I love him #and his fucked up relationship with Bruce #bruce and jason #bruce #Jason

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do you ever think about the tragedy of bruce wayne and jason todd because i do. imagine your son dying (it changes you so much. you will never be the same man again. you will never see the world the same again)

imagine dying (you were only fifteen. you wanted your dad. you will never be the same again either. all you ever want from now on is your dad.)

and he comes back. and you aren’t the same man as you were when he was gone. and neither is he, because you can’t recognize him. your son is alive, and you’re still mourning him, because the boy who died that day will never wake up.

because all you ever wanted for 4 years was your son back, and all he wanted was his father, and you are in the same city and you don’t even know who the other is anymore. there’s a distance between you that you can’t leap, no matter how high you jump. you will never, ever, go back to the way it was 6 years ago. even though that’s all you really want.

#bro wtf #why would you say this #I’m upset #bruce and jason #bruce #jason