I feel gross and I gotta clean the litter, heaven help me
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This feels inappropriate to look at
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I put a pizza in the oven without checking the time so we are flying by the seat of our pants here
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"Imagine looking outside your window and jim morrison is riding a bike" I'm calling the police first off
Hmmmm what did lead to the demise of laurel canyon's freewheeling society of sex and rock and roll. I'll let you know. I'm gonna guess it's cocaine and people cheating on each other.
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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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Paul Dano is such a loser
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Anyway make peace with red lobster everybody. I went there last year for my birthday and it was fucking bleak.
As someone who has seen the prices on bulk shrimp for restaurants as recently as December of 2023 I have to say it is insane to offer unlimited shrimp
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As someone who has seen the prices on bulk shrimp for restaurants as recently as December of 2023 I have to say it is insane to offer unlimited shrimp
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Hmmmm what did lead to the demise of laurel canyon's freewheeling society of sex and rock and roll. I'll let you know. I'm gonna guess it's cocaine and people cheating on each other.
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Man this shits going to be here isn't it
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im a tumblr postah, twisted tumblr postah
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Finally some context for this flag.
Hey this is a pretty good book in case you need something to listen to when you're making sure 8 cats aren't killing each other.
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Man this shits going to be here isn't it
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