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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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Ok but we talk about how Heartbreak High gave us an actual true love triangle?

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i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing

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Hard to say but I suspect she might be chilling

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Like I know IBS is always the subject of jokes bc Haha Poop Funny but I don’t think people realize how painful and disruptive to your life it is. Like IBS is a chronic illness that effects your diet, ability to go places, and it puts you in excruciating abdominal pain way more often than you’d think, but no one takes it seriously even though it is extremely impactful on your quality of life, and it’s a hell of a lot more common than people think

We can joke about our own disease but you don’t get to mock us for it just bc you’re too immature to see a mention of poop without laughing. Imagine getting the worst food poisoning of your life once a week or more. That’s what it’s like.

#yeah i cant hold down a job because of it and often contemplate offing myself over it every few weeks #like its funnny to you #but to me im in a living hell

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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.

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this the only platform i have to post this joke

#ahhhhh

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A commission I did based on a painting by a fr*nch artist

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like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain