Nico: sometimes when I get overwhelmed I just press the snooze button on my emotions and just deal with them later
Percy: you concern me
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Jason: Nico is at the age where where he has only two things on his mind
Percy: boys and romance?
Jason: murder
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Nico: on the outside I am mortal but in the inside I am pasta and sin
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Percy: not to brag or anything but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so. . .
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Piper: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Annabeth, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Leo: But – that’s just a trash can.
Annabeth: It sure is!
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Leo: so that's my plan
Frank: are you open to constructive criticism? I don't wanna sound mean
Leo: no, go ahead, I want to hear it
Frank: it fucking sucks
Leo: that was not constructive criticism
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Connor Stoll, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball
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Will: it's your turn to wash the dishes
Nico: I'll wash the walls with your blood!
Will: 'kay before that, wash the dishes and please use soap this time
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Percy: 'person of interest' is almost too flattering
Percy: like, if the police were to knock on my door and go 'a man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest'
Percy: and I'd be like 'Moi, oh, do go on'
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Nico: I'm a punk rock badass, I don't need anyone
Nico: *steals Will's hoodies*
Nico: *can't open jars*
Nico: *can't live without cuddles*
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gorgeous gorgeous girls love talking to themselves in their room and living out their silly little scenarios until they realise they are exhibiting serious signs of mental illness
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Will: Nico get in bed. You look like a zombie for gods sake
Nico, rasping in a pathetically high voice: i might look like a zombie but it cannot cease my love for this tv show
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Nico: you wanna see how hardcore I am?
Nico: *punches wall*
Nico:
Nico: take me to a hospital!
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Nico: *accidently hits Percy in the face*
Nico: *trying to decide between "im fucking sorry" and "are you okay"*
Nico: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Percy: what is wrong with you?!
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Nico: name a more ironic due than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait
Percy: you and me!!
Nico, tearing up: okay
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Annabeth: I hate you
Percy: *in his head" enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 30k+ words
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