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when the harmonica solo goes on a little too long

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tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

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Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2012

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2021

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I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

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#his faces are everything to me

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Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out by the Onion.

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“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

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honestly if tumblr unbanned NSFW we could enter like a golden age

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

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question to all girls

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If the town of Folks made memes:

This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy

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My favourite type of movie is “period piece romance but fantasy-horror hijinks happen and now everyone has to adapt to the new genre or die,” ala Curse of the Black Pearl, Anastasia, The Mummy (1999)