the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the "death roll"
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Gay men with daddy issues: yes sir I’m your good boy 🥺🥺🙈🥵😫 ruff ruff awooo :3c
Straight men with daddy issues: I am going to manipulate and emotionally poison every person who has the misfortune of getting near me
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so fucking evil that i don’t have the jagged pointy cartoon teeth that fit together like triangles. i deserve them
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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun
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everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy
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i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it
i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it
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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr
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its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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