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leongoalretzka · 18 hours
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I'm sorry you can't do El Tango de Roxanne and have it not be in my head forever
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leongoalretzka · 22 hours
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i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean
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leongoalretzka · 22 hours
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Bayern is so powerful they literally had a one night stand with daley and he's still not over it JAJAJJA
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leongoalretzka · 3 days
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My friend wants to know
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leongoalretzka · 6 days
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I do research at a hospital
My health insurance, the most affordable one offered by my employer, this hospital, is not accepted by the same hospital
So if I got sick at work not due to a work-related incident, I would not be able to be seen at the same hospital that I WORK at without incurring debilitating out-of-pocket expenses
How how HOW does this make sense???
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leongoalretzka · 7 days
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On the flip side, working with her helped me get past my imposter syndrome
Every once in a while, I think about how I spent a year working with a woman who had a higher title and salary, doing both my job and about 3/4 of her job because she had no clue how to work independently, all because I was hoping to get a massive raise and promotion, just to get laid off 8 months after she was let go
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leongoalretzka · 7 days
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Every once in a while, I think about how I spent a year working with a woman who had a higher title and salary, doing both my job and about 3/4 of her job because she had no clue how to work independently, all because I was hoping to get a massive raise and promotion, just to get laid off 8 months after she was let go
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leongoalretzka · 8 days
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take your best guess at an average. also put in the tags if that’s also the preferable amount of hugs for you :)
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leongoalretzka · 11 days
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Mario Goetze ❤️
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leongoalretzka · 13 days
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THE MANDALORIAN APPRECIATION WEEK DAY ONE: FAVORTE DIN DJARIN SCENE(S) ↳ The Din Djarin Checklist Moments™
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leongoalretzka · 13 days
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Hypothetically, since Bayern and Dortmund are on opposite sides of the bracket, we can repeat Wembley 2013
Realistically, neither team are what they were back in 2013 lol
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leongoalretzka · 14 days
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GOD this is the team that Bayern is gonna lose their title streak to???
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leongoalretzka · 15 days
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leongoalretzka · 18 days
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When will Bayern let Manuel Neuer do what Manuel Riemann is doing now?
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leongoalretzka · 19 days
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bayern v mainz / march 9 2024
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leongoalretzka · 19 days
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👨‍🍳 :) :)
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leongoalretzka · 19 days
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Leon Goretzka celebrating his goal against Mainz 05 w/ Eric Dier, 09/03/2024, Allianz Arena © FC Bayern
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