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they did not call me any particular nickname in college because I did not have any characteristics or traits

#I don’t have traits I just do stupid things #I was little mermaid and damn**** #not a bad word it’s just too close to my name and don’t wanna post it rn LOL

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**if you have multiple partners, pick the largest height difference ***yes the inches/cm arent exactly the same but i did my best, sorry for being usamerican

i hate to reblog beg but...... im desperate to see the results

#current fling = 1 inch. he wouldn’t tell me but I found a speeding ticket he got in 2018 #current crush…. idk?? prob 3-5in

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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

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reblog and put in the tags the first name of the person you had your first kiss with

#don’t remember #he was in a kangaroo costume tho

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#stretch marks on my ass wooooo #will always remind me of my mom seeing them once and telling me she never had any before pregnancy #and I reminded her she was a teen mom 😐

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Reblog and put in the tags fictional characters you share the same zodiac sign with

#THEEEE Bella Swan

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*extremely loud booing*

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#all of the above!!!

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tumblr users dni

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post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place

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a post even a mutual couldn't love

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my mom asked if y’all can cancel Lana Del Rey she just found out she’s not mexican

#twitter do ur thing ass post #I’m a mamas girl tho

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#if y’all don’t stop nitpicking this film 🔪

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happy birthday, elmo 🎂