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#HORRIBLE #NO #(maube….. free sandwich…..)

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when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it

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a springtime walk

#ouh i keep forgetting to rb things here #my art #shout out to me for making myself do a full scene

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[ID: a screenshot of a text conversation. one person’s message reads ‘damn i should eat loam topsoil’ and the other person’s response is ‘i suppose. you’re very beautiful’. End ID]

#yeah

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It's a femininopticon

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wip!

#my art #meoww :3

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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another one of the creature

#my art #uni work

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big creature from my uni work

#my art #uni work

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wizard gifs. btw

#my art #uni work #!

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

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Ode to transition !!

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“Where do I stand on the – on the WHAT? The “Transgender Question”? Well for one thing, sir, I recall the last few usages of that particular phraseology. A group of millions is not a question – I have not yet finished speaking – not a question, but a demographic.“

“The Romans had their castrated priestesses, the Hindus their Hijras, but my god, let us take to the barricades because Uncle Al came to Thanksgiving in a skirt and pantyhose! It’s the province of rubes. Hayseed reactionaries and the worst effluvia of America’s suburban colon.”

“And Chapelle! My god, Chapelle. Embarrassing as only a true great can become in his declining years – I speak here with complete self-awareness; kindly hold your barbs – as he tires of innovation and falls back into the soporific cushion of the lowest common denominator!”

“One joke stretched until you can hear its joints popping like some poor bastard broken on the rack. “Oh my car has pronouns, I identify as a bird, I’m trans-Chinese.” The laziness of it – shameful. You should see the transgendered roast themselves; there’s true scorched earth.“

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? 

#i’m studying illustration at uni !

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are you booping other blogs yes or no

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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative