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irresponsible horse owners causing the 3rd strangles infection in a week bc people dont take anyone's advice

#i have to go home in between barns #do a bleach bath on my shoes #just so i dont infect my fucking foal

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according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!

#7 lol #we couldnt really afford vacations when i was younger lol #so most of these are from trips i did with school

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#I dry heaved after my proper first one #so uh #not a big fan

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#knäckebröd supremacy bc that's exactly the same as i eat #usually either with vegan cream cheese and cucumber or chicken #but also toast with just nutella slaps as well

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new reaction image

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it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”

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its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.

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brb i wanna sell my uterus

#devilish thing - take it out

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something so crazy-making about unhealthy mentor-protegé relationships. we're foils, we're mirrors, we're the same person, we're a parent and a child, we're lovers, we're enemies, we'd be better off without each other, we'd kill and die for each other

#el wtf this hurts

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At this point i'm like 99.9999999% sure El and I are platonic soulmates

#tweedledumb

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A light that never goes out.

Today, forever and always. Never forgotten. JFT97 ❤️

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she's literally me

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On your MOST FOLLOWED blog on Tumblr,

#349

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Realizing I could’ve finished college in less than a year if I hadn’t gotten fucking pericarditis

#Im still mad about it

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true but i dont agree

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Hold the fuck on no way WW3 jokes are trending on Twitter when this is an extremely serious situation that’s threatening to destabilize an entire region. No way everyone’s gleefully looking at this as if it’s the grand show finale they’ve been waiting all along. There is no fucking way

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors