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lawful-evil-novelist · 10 hours
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Half the Godzilla x Kong reviews are "This is the worst movie ever" and half are "This is the best monster wrestling match ever" and maybe both are true!
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lawful-evil-novelist · 10 hours
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Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.
(His name is Timothy)
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lawful-evil-novelist · 14 hours
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what's with ao3 going down every single time i'm about to post?
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lawful-evil-novelist · 18 hours
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Some artists I've had in my mind lately, just sharing the inspiration
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Ayami Kojima
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Harry Clarke
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Hitoshi Yoneda
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Stepan Kolesnikoff
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John Howe
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Nobuteru Yuki
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lawful-evil-novelist · 21 hours
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Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library
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lawful-evil-novelist · 23 hours
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They really went there huh.
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please so in Appalachia there’s a saying you can use when someone asks, “how are you,” that goes “if I were any better, there’d be two of me.” Idk what it means tbh. You’re so good, you need two bodies to contain it? Who knows. We just say it.
Anyway one day I was reading about Appalachian English as a dialect, not just an accent, and that a lot of the phrases I used growing up and still do would make no sense to someone else out of context in another region and I thought that can’t be right. I talk like everyone else.
Then one day someone in Seattle asked how I was doing and I said, “well I ain’t twins.”
That’s not even the original saying. We just looked at each other in confusion like I got supernaturally possessed by the farmers’ almanac.
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he is in preschool do you love him
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the transition im crying
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why are people so mean to steampunk. what did steampunk do to you. are you too good for cogs? too good for goggles and a top hat? hmm??? bitch
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A fae being stands before you.
“Every day you will receive one thousand dollars in your bank account. But every time you lift a glass to your lips to take a drink, you will hit your front teeth on the first try. Every. Time. Do you accept this deal?”
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There's too much respect for authority in America. Many people look favorably on cops and soldiers and some of them even admire politicians and businessmen. It's not a mindset conducive to virtue.
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just on a random information kick i love knowing things i'll forget within seconds that people most likely lie about anyway
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Riddler: Why are you so quiet?
Scarecrow: Oh i’m just sitting here having an anxiety attack because I am genuinely terrified that you are never going to shut the fuck up.
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Part 2 of whatever the hell this meme is
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