Dnd idea: you are a Druid, and your animal companion is your girlfriend, who has been turned into a worm.
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the mother the daughter and the demonic spirit
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The frog who lives there: dude what the fuck, my moist floor! You’re cleaning that up.
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Just saw the Barbie movie, told my friend I wanted to see Allan snipe the Kens from atop the dream house and this mf hits me with “JFKen”
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Hell hath no fury like tumblr users without access to ao3
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Thought Crypto-Coin was a currency for cryptids and creatures of whimsical folklore. I am SO disappointed.
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When I say I clean the bones... bitch I CLEAN👏THEM👏BONES👏
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wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people
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If you can't wash it off, paint over it, replace the item, or buff it out, turn a message of hate into one of love!
I would never condone someone to do this discreetly and in mere seconds with a quickly concealed permanent marker, for example on a public bench or bus stop. Certainly not anything like whipping out a tat machine and adding to an unconscious white supremacist's existing tattoo. That would be illegal! :) And, dear followers, I would never encourage you to do something that's illegal.
So, please only use this when someone has defaced your personal property to avoid breaking the law! Because that would be illegal, and following in the law is always in everyone's best interest. :)
.... :) reblogs and even reposts definitely welcome
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This is just Shane Madej's will
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if you imagine this isnt about basketball then this headline depicts an intriguing development in a factional war to decide the fate of our world
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