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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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*Harry and Louis in high school as classmates*
Harry: Louis, if you ever need the answers for a test, you can ask me
Louis: are you in love with me or something?
Harry, blushing: Puff no, I w-was just trying to be n-nice, how can you ask me something like that..?
Louis: yep, I will take your answer as a yes
Louis: oh and, I'll wait for you in the cafeteria after class so we can talk pretty boy *winks*
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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harry: LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON, where did you leave my new Gucci suit?!
louis: uh.. I-i accidentally spilled orange juice on it, then I asked liam to clean it up, but we ruined it more... I'm so so so sorry
harry: ...
Harry: I want a divorce
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Louis, baking a cake for Harry's birthday:
Liam: what's up buddy? Why does it smell like something burned in here?
Louis: oh for God's sake Harry's cake. I forgot it in the oven...why does this always happen to me?!!
Liam: You can try another..
Louis: tHIS WAS MY FIFTH TRY
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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*At 3 a.m.*
Baby: (crying)
louis: Harry, please put the baby back to sleep, he woke me up just when you and I were-
Harry: nOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY, LOUIS
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Louis: Liam, where's my fucking breakfast?
Liam: not the way you should ask, Louis
Louis: Fuck everyone, except Harry, obviously.
Liam: Someone is having a bad day as I see
Harry: Why are you picking on my boyfriend?... Honey, do you want your coco pops with nesquik?
Louis: yes babe please
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Harry, wakes up: Lou-Lou?
Louis, sleepy: Harry? What are you doing awake at 3 a.m.?
Harry: I can't sleep
Louis: why darling?
Harry: well... yesterday Liam and I saw a horror movie, and I thought I'd be braver, but I can't even go to the bathroom alone...
Louis: I swear I'll kill Liam after this, but what if we watch a romantic movie together right now while hugging and eating popcorn?
Harry: would you do that for me?
Louis: all for my Hazza <3
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Harry, falls to the ground: ouch :(
Louis, concerned: My God, did you hurt?
Harry, nods: t-the wrist
Louis: let me see *kisses Harry's wrist* okay now?
Harry, blushes: y-yeah
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Louis: truth or dare?
Harry: truth
Louis: is it true that you like me...?
Harry:
Liam:
Zayn:
Niall:
Niall: but what an obvious answer
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Harry, on the phone with Louis: babe?
Louis: Harry, I told you to write a list of the things you wanted me to buy at the supermarket...
Harry: but I clearly told you what I wanted
Louis: yes, but I forgot
Harry: ugh ok... take note: coco po-
Louis: honey, the only thing I added to the cart was my cereals, I never forget about them. What else do we need?
Harry: ...
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Liam: hey, have you seen Niall...?
Harry: hm... what?
Niall: I told you he can't take his eyes off Louis for even a second.
Liam: Ugh, I always lose... here's your money
Niall: thanks :)
Liam: Remind me never to gamble with an Irishman again
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Interviewer: Louis, we love your shirt... where did you buy it?
Louis: This one is actually from my boy-, uh no, I mean, it's from my baby ca-, sorry, it's from my ha-...
Interviewer:
Louis: ...ugh, I’m done
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Harry, at Louis’ soccer game: THATS MY BOYFRIEND. YES BABE, YOU’RE KICKING THEIR ASSES!!
Louis’ brain: I fucking love that man so much
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Harry: Payno, what do you think of this Gucci suit...?
Liam: wow, I like it... what are you going to do with it?
Harry: excuse me, Liam? I thought it was an obvious answer...
Liam: you’ll wear it, right?
Harry: yep
Liam: I wanna see Louis’ face... he’ll probably start drooling
Harry: I’ll pretend you never said that...
Liam: but it’s the truth
Harry: yeah, but wait for me to tell him what you just said-
Liam: PRETEND WE HAVE NEVER HAD THIS CONVERSATION OR HE’LL KILL ME
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Louis: honey, wake up, I made breakfast...
Harry, sleepy: five more minutes...
Louis:
Louis: Harry Edward Tomlinson-Styles, yOU KNOW I'M NOT A PATIENT PERSON. YOU WILL WAKE UP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DIDN'T BURN MY HAND WITH THE HOT WATER FROM THE TEA FOR NOTHING
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Louis: payno, help me prepare a surprise date for my Hazza please
Liam: OMG, LOUIS ASKING PLEASE ?! I can not believe it
Louis: I feel really offended right now.
Liam: sorry, but I had to say it...
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Harry: do I have something on my face or what...?
Louis: oh no...
Harry, giggles: then why are you staring at me like that?
Louis:
Louis: ‘cause... I really want to touch the dimples that form on your face when you smile...
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larry-is-real2809 · 3 years
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Niall: Tommo open your gift!!
Louis: but it’s not my birthday...
Niall: just open it!
Louis: ...really? A shirt that says‘Larry Is Real bitches’?!
Niall: (screams) YES, DO YOU LIKE IT?
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