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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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Hey teenagers.

You aren't slick. We adults know you look at our smut. We know no amount of minors DNI is gonna stop you from looking at our smut. We were teenagers once too, you know?

But please. Don't interact with people about sexual things online. Reading somebodies adult fic is fine. I don't like it, but you're gonna do it. Commenting on that smutfic, or joining a discord server for it, puts everyone in a really dangerous situation. Thats an entirely different level of risk. Not even with people your own age, since you can never know for sure.

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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

#im not

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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

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[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]

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My favorite marble

I love him

#marble hornets

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hit the bong wrong 💀

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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Unauthorized 2022 "pop it" style electronic toy where the buttons replace Mario's face. Despite using the Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope branding, the artwork used on the packaging is taken from a variety of older sources.

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#wtf 😭

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is this stomach acid irritating your esophageal lining queen

#me to the boomers in l4d

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People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

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whos ur favorite Alucard?

#hellsing #well i have a tag or one and not the other soo #even tho i wanna watch castlevania

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Sample size. Reblog. You know how this works.

#polls #i mean i mask but im pretty open to questions if ppl have them #its hard to hide i feel most ppl could tell anyway whatever

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#how tf do you not have green tea on a tea poll #but i like black teas and peppermint tea in spef a lottt #polls