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(    *    & .    —    THE  GOOD  PLACE  SENTENCE  STARTERS   /  PART 2 .
‘  and  then  i  remembered …  i’m  a  naughty  bitch .  ’
‘  because  i  love  you …  i  think .  no ,  i’m  pretty  sure .  yeah ,  i  love  you .  ’
‘  birth  is  a  curse .   existence  is  a  prison .  ’
‘  girl ,  you  are  a  messy  bitch  who  loves  drama  and  i’m  into  it .  ’
‘  holy  motherforking  shirtballs .  ’
‘  i  am  revved  up  and  ready  to  learn .  my  brain  is  horny !  ’
‘  i  came  to  apologize .  there …  i  did  it .  i  apologized .  ’
‘  i  could  kill  them  right  now  and ,  you  know ,  that  would  be  easy .  ’
‘  i  could  never  get  close  to  anyone .  i  never  even  told  a  boyfriend  i  loved  him .  ’
‘  i  don’t  know  how  to  describe  it …  like ,  a  different  zone  of  time .  no ,  that  sounds  stupid .  a  different  clock  land .  ’
‘  i  don’t  know  how  to  tell  you  this ,  but  i’m  dying .  i  mean ,  we’re  all  dying ,  slowly .  when  you  think  about  it ,  we  started  dying  the  day  we  were  born .  ’
‘  i  don’t  know ,  man .  maybe  just  tell  her  that  you’re  gay .  ’
‘  i  don’t  need  you  to  respond  because  i  know  you  have  trouble  saying  how  you  feel .  ’
‘  i  feel  like  you  always  understand  about  20%  of  what’s  happening .  ’
‘  i  got  a  flu  virus  named  after  me  because  i  kissed  a  bat  on  a  dare .  ’
‘  i  just  have  some  worries ,  as  well  as  some  concerns  that  could  potentially  turn  into  outright  fears .  oh ,  there  they  go .  they  are  fears  now .  ’
‘  i  love  you .  and  i  don’t  need  you  to  respond  because  i  know  you  have  trouble  saying  how  you  feel .  ’
‘  i  was  a  good  person  for  six  months .  that’s  like  five  years .  ’
‘  i  wasn’t  worth  changing  for .  ’
‘  i  will  literally  see  you  all  in  hell .  ’
‘  in  the  words  of  my  actual  friends  :  ya  basic !  ’
‘  is  everything  okay ?  i  mean ,  other  than ,  you  know …  everything .  ’
‘  is  this  why  you  came  here ?  to  scold  me  on  the  metric  system ?  ’
‘  i’m  gonna  eat  all  this  chili …  and / or  die  trying .  do  you  want  any ?  ’
‘  i’m  gonna  miss  you ,  bud .  ’
‘  i’m  outtie ,  see  ya  in  hell !  ’
‘  i’ve  gained  a  lot  of  new  skills  recently .  for  example ,  i  learned  how  to  be  passive  aggressive .  totally  fine  that  you  guys  didn’t  notice .  ’
‘  love  isn’t  a  triangle ,  it’s  a  five  dimensional  blob .  ’
‘  more  guys  should  be  bi .  it’s  2018 .  it’s  like ,  get  over  yourselves !  ’
‘  none  of  your  exes  have  gotten  over  you .  ’
‘  oh no !  now  the  thing  i  said  after  we  kissed  will  always  be  ‘ hot  diggity  dog . ’  oh  well ,  it  was  an  honest  reaction  and  i  stand  by  that .  ’
‘  somehow ,  i  never  want  to  leave  you .  ’
‘  that  broke  me .  i’m  done .  ’
‘  that’s  not  a  present .  that’s  just  common  decency .  ’
‘  the  other  possible  medical  diagnosis  is  that  you’re  just  a  bit  of  a  dick .  ’
‘  their  bodies  are  made  very  poorly .  they’re  mostly  goo  and  juice .  you  just  take  the  juice  out  and  then  they’re  dead .  ’
‘  there’s  no  point  to  anything  and  you’re  just  gonna  die  so  do  whatever !  ’
‘  ugh ,  of  course  your  hugs  are  amazing .  ’
‘  wasn’t  he  banned  from  disney  world  for  biting  buzz  lightyear ?  ’
‘  what  a  creep .  why  was  i  friends  with  him ?  ’
‘  whatever  progress  i  have  made  it’s  because  you  and  i  have  become  friends .  ’
‘  whenever  anyone  tells  me  a  story  about  their  life  i  imagine  all  the  people  as  being  super  hot .  otherwise  i  quickly  lose  interest .  ’
‘  who  the  hell  is  this  chick ?  ’
‘  why  do  bad  things  always  happen  to  mediocre  people  who  are  lying  about  their  identity ?  ’
‘  why  is  it  every  time  a  new  thing  is  invented  humans  immediately  try  to  use  it  for  porn ?  ’
‘  yeah ,  i  love  you .  ugh ,  that’s  embarrassing .  i  feel  so  itchy .  ’
‘  you  are  too  selfish  to  ever  be  a  good  person .  ’
‘  you  got  it ,  you  piece  of ...  butt .  ’
‘  you  need  to  ghost  her .  disappear .  block  her  number .  bonus  :  anything  she  left  in  your  apartment  is  now  legally  yours .  ’
‘  you  are  brilliant ,  charming ,  obviously  gorgeous .  ’
‘  you’re  my  friend .  that’s  why  i  can’t  kill  you .  ’
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*sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily bre
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“I’ve been dealing with your sh*t since I was a child, therefore I’m the most suitable person to live with you” Post canon Ryou/YBakura interaction.
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“I’ve been dealing with your sh*t since I was a child and I’m fcking done, go and live with the only other person who tolerates you” Post canon Ryou/YBakura/Malik interaction.
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                                 Every day tear down these walls. Till cornerstones remain.                                Coming one step closer all the time. And although we’ll never                                              reach perfection. Always persist to try. independent multimuse featuring himura kenshin and characters from:  ygo, yyh, inuyasha, and more.  penned by rosie. (temp credit)
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𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘  𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊  𝐈𝐍  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊   𝐵𝑌   𝐼𝐶𝐸  𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐸  𝐾𝐼𝐿𝐿𝑆   ( 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟻 )      ♡      𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎  𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.
           ╰   *  𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧  𝗧𝗪𝗢  𝗢𝗙  𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘.
the  following  starters  are  from  the  above  titled  album  by  the  band  𝗜𝗖𝗘  𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗘  𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗦.  some  grammar  has  been  changed  to  fit  a  roleplay  setting.  further  changes  may  be  made  as  necessary.
𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑡  𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑠.
alive :  the  story  of  the  andes  survivors   by   piers  paul  read.
“ we’ll  make  it  out  alive. ”
“ lord ,  hear  our  prayer  across  the  air. ”
“ is  god’s  intent  final  decent  or  just  a  test  of  our  faith? ”
“ if  we  have  to  crawl  out ,  in  spite  of  this  hell–––  we’ll  find  a  way  out. ”
“ we’re  left  behind  by  god  or  the  devil  himself  to  find  a  way  to  make  it  out  alive. ”
“ the  sight  at  hand ,  gruesome  and  grand ,  cannot  be  rectified. ”
“ we  cry  out  for  those  who  can’t  be  saved. ”
“ i’ve  got  one  foot  on  sacred  ground  and  one  foot  in  the  grave. ”
“ steady  we  climb  to  look  salvation  in  the  eye. ”
“ to  be  alive  is  a  miracle. ”
“ it  all  comes  down  to  flesh  and  bone. ”
“ it’s  hard  to  swallow  the  unthinkable. ”
“ desperate  times  call  for  desperate  deeds ,  forgiven  in  our  time  of  need. ”
𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 – 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑  𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑒𝑠.
romeo  &  juliet   by   william  shakespeare.
“ we  should  make  like  shadows  and  disappear. ”
“ our  final  curtain  call  is  drawing  near. ”
“ if  parting  is  such  sweet  sorrow ,  to  hell  with  waiting  for  tomorrow. ”
“ i  hope  when  they  find  me  and  you  in  this  tomb  built  for  two  they  get  the  glory  for  the  end  of  our  story ,  and  take  their  fucking  bows. ”
“ remember  us ,  the  soon  dearly  departed. ”
“ you  and  i  both  know  that  death  won’t  matter. ”
“ bring  on  the  poison  and  the  dagger. ”
“ they  set  the  stage  for  tragedy. ”
“ our  fairy  tale  is  ripping  at  the  seams. ”
“ love  doesn’t  have  to  be  something  that  we  hide  behind  the  scenes. ”
𝑚𝑒 ,  𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 ,  &  𝘩𝑦𝑑𝑒.
the  strange  case  of  dr.  jekyll  &  mr.  hyde   by   robert  louis  stevenson.
“ i’ve  been  falling  apart  in  the  pouring  rain. ”
“ i’m  waging  war  on  myself ,  a  captive  casualty. ”
“ i  traded  a  merciful  heart  for  a  murderer’s  brain. ”
“ i  curse  what’s  in  my  head ,  ‘cause  i  can’t  stop  seeing  red. ”
“ did  you  really  think  i  would  falter  my  friend? ”
“ i’ve  destroyed  you  before ,  i’ll  destroy  you  again. ”
“ i’m  the  hell  that  is  your  future ,  i’ll  incinerate  your  past. ”
“ i’m  the  devil  on  your  shoulder ,  but  i’ll  always  be  your  better  half. ”
“ by  now  you  should  know  you’re  just  a  spectator ,  i’m  the  show! ”
“ is  this  the  end  of  me? ”
“ did  you  really  think  you  could  hide  from  me ,  ( name )? ”
“ have  you  not  seen  the  legacy  i’ve  carved  into  the  flesh  of  this  city? ”
“ even  van  gogh  would  call  it  a  bloody  good  ‘ impression ’. ”
“ you’re  just  another  piece  in  my  collection. ”
“ i’m  a  mirror  image  of  perfection. ”
“ there  exists  no  good ,  only  unrealized  evil. ”
“ i’ll  bring  hope  to  the  sinners  and  death  to  the  people. ”
“ ( name )  is  dead ,  i  bid  thee  farewell! ”
“ fuck  my  fate ,  just  save  a  seat  for  me  in  hell. ”
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laceratedphoenix · 2 years
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//WIP but building a multi feat Mai Kujaku over here​
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laceratedphoenix · 2 years
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//Still around, but mostly on discord these days. Honestly, can’t really find much energy most days to be active on my computer. Need to still make my multi. Debating adding this guy on there, but he’s also extra and demanding enough to need his own space.
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laceratedphoenix · 2 years
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daily mantra for overwhelmed role players:
i am allowed to take breaks.
i am allowed to say no.
i am allowed to delete asks and threads.
i am allowed to retire characters.
i am allowed to breathe.
repeat those words. taste those words. remind yourself of your position and right. role play is not your job. role play is supposed to be your hobby. don’t let your hobby become a toxic obligation. it will burn you out. you are allowed to be a person. 
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laceratedphoenix · 2 years
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Marik/Ryou where it’s just that in the 12 hours or so Marik spent hanging out in poor Bakura’s brain he saw so much intractable weird shit that he just went “Okay what the fuck. I’m obsessed. What’s wrong with him”
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Fun addition for Sunday; stop calling sexual Sunday for "Sinday". Sex is not a sin. Stop enabling the usage of that description.
Sex is valid. Sex is okay. Sex is natural.
Too many authors find shame in writing erotica. Too many people find shame in having sexual interest. Too many people find shame in having sexual relations.
Listen.
Stop using "Sinday" instead of calling it sexual Sunday.
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Cracky headcanon: With Seto trying to duel Atem again (*side eyes DSOD*). Malik 100% will fly to Domino just to bitch slap the man and tell him no. And that there are five movies that explain exactly why we don’t use the science to bring back the dead and numerous other films that explain why magic shouldn’t be used either. 
And after, he will walk off muttering about “Atheist assholes having no respect for the dead because of a fucking card game. Some people need to really get a life or a hobby.” 
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December 23rd!
Happy Birthday Marik!
There are so many subtle things about this drawing that I wanna bring attention to: like how he isn’t wearing the gold jewellery, or how his hair is a little more ruffled and his lax demeanour. Or how he is by a window, basking in the sun. All things that I think would carry significance on his birthday specifically.
So, essentially a bunch of headcanon interpretations about Marik’s character that’s based on canon material.
There are so many scenarios that I can imagine for Marik’s birthday, and this is just something that I can imagine happening in the case that Odion/Rishid and Ishizu/Isis aren’t around for Marik/Malik’s birthday. Marik doesn’t have a lot of happy memories associated with his birthday, and with their emphasis on kind of rebuilding their familial bonds by the end of battle city, I feel if they weren’t around for Marik’s birthday, they would definitely at least call. Ishtar family time makes me super soft (*´ω`*).
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//Today is a certain asshole's birthday. Feel free to invade the inbox for shenanigans.
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//Today is a certain asshole's birthday. Feel free to invade the inbox for shenanigans.
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𝖎𝖒 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖆𝖓, 𝖎❜𝖑𝖑 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖒𝖊….
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laceratedphoenix · 2 years
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keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out
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