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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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can you imagine if in back in action bugs and daffy had a full on argument during the campfire scene. it would be so fucking funny since DJ and kate are right there trying to sleep but instead they have to listen to these 3 ft tall little beasts' ongoing divorce

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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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He's The Ultimate Lifeform

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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

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My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.

I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”

Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️

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who can relate

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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I've noticed that some people making car content on the internet have stopped saying "tranny" as short for transmission, and using "trans" instead. Not sure if that's because of self-censorship to avoid demonetization on youtube, or if its because they actually don't want to say a slur anymore, but all I do know is it can end with some pretty funny results:

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Nintendo will kill your pets if you try to pirate their games

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i’m starting a collection