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@soursoda

whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake

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#grouped by author #but arranged by size to fit like a jigsaw

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@soursoda

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#lmao

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Dying inside because somehow I’ve lost thousands of photos on my phone today and losing the photos really sucks, but also, I had 7 months worth of photos of odometer readings because I have to put the aforementioned readings in a logbook to be able to claim car usage, expenses, petrol, services on tax for work and they’re all gone. 🙃 I use my car between 40-50% for work purposes so that was a lot of information to lose.

Thought I’d take a break and make the custom calendar me and my partner were planning and after putting all the photos and backgrounds in on the shittiest, most fiddly interface possible, I hit “go to checkout” and it didn’t save. 🙃

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@soursoda

#cats

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If you're someone who faints from needles, let the artist know beforehand that you probably need to be lying down the whole session (on my first tattoo I was fine lying down for 3h, then they got me to sit up for a better angle and I fainted in 15mins. Lesson learned). Also you may not get that adrenaline rush- I actually get super cold so I make sure to bring warm clothes for all my other limbs. Although some people have told me that they get hot lol.

Also eat beforehand, and bring like a packet of lollies to eat through the session for that sugar/energy. Although I guess the necessity depends how big your tattoo is. 😅

Any wisdom, as a tattoo-haver, for someone who is considering their first ink? Especially advice on how to make sure you know you're ready to make the commitment? Thanks as always, I hope you're having a real nice day.

Put lidocaine on the area about half an hour before you go in. It helps.

Drink lots of water. Lots. Yeah, you'll need pee breaks but... it just helps.

If you have weird joints, don't be shy about bringing a neck pillow or knee pillow or anything. When you're comfortable, you can stay still better, and that's less annoying for your artist.

Tip your artist. :)

It will itch like crazy as it heals. Don't. Fucking. Scratch. I ended up smacking my leg to distract myself from the itching.

Sunscreen on your tattoo once it heals, forever. I wasn't as good about this for my arm tattoo as I wish I'd been and the orange on my day lilies has all fallen out.

Black and grey tattoos on the whole tend to age better than color, especially color with no outline, which is very popular rn.

I'm hardly an expert, but that helped me. @apocalycious is paying for my next tattoo as a combo V-Day/anniversary present. I might just drag her out this weekend and see if we can get it done as a walk-in at one of the places near us bc what I want is pretty simple.

#tattoos

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potions??? lmaoo rip bozo

#hmmm #wonder if he will actually suddenly change his mind

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#I got turned away from getting the most recent booster because I'm young 🙃 #USA #I'm in Australia

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reblog this to get lesbian married this year

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#👍💜👌💀🎶

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Alright, Internet:

I have learned from the last time I made assumptions and I am prefacing this with the fact that I grew up working at the Ren Faire so I understand fully that 'dragon tears' could easily NOT be the most common phrase. I'm mostly mad at option 3.

#wishing stones

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Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

#recipes #funny

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gonna start running all of my posts through several layers of google translate just to keep the boys guessing

#google translate

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@soursoda 😑😑😑

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@soursoda

I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces