Easily falling victim to making purchases of heart shaped items. Sorry for believing in the power of love.
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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
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the problem with having an evil mastermind manipulator oc is that i am not particularly good at being any of those things
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i don't change my url for april's fools because every day is a joke to me...(joker)
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As you age you just realize a lot of shit has absolutely nothing to do with you and it’s such a relief lol
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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Getting back into having 2 full time jobs...lemme tell u.....is rough the one job that let me go last year begged for me to come back so im here now
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Declaring bankruptcy after buying 1 sandwich and 2 books
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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푸딩푸
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you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god
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“are u okay?” no i need more money
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daily clicks for palestine
donate to feed refugees in rafah
spreadsheet of gofundmes to evacuate families
fundraiser for esims for gaza
orgs to donate to
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