kyromiel

[kyromiel]

Another old pile of Things i draw b4 crashing into the concrete walls of sleep

#SURPRISE I'M ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR AGAIN #i have all these old drawings and i figure they'll do more chaos lingering in the interland than in my storage #str8 up likely gonna ghost twitt bc that place is too loud uknowutimean #so here is a litl drop of drawing in the placid lakes of tumblr #i still think of chima sayin a favourite pastime is just. inflicting these two on each other #lookin at the pattern of preferred drawing subject...i can see..... #and i can feel sorry #bc rly if i were one of c or j and i had to put up with the other #murder would be on my mind a heckuva lot more #never catch em smiling in the same frame #any time i draw them lookin happy at the same time i wanna barf at myself #i grimace with disapproval at my own creation like. whst hath u wrought. this mushiness beyond porridge. disgusting #to atone for ur crimes u must draw them in mma cage fight for the next 6 scenarios #yea ok #i completely understand your honour

[kyromiel]

Hey Kyromiel, you've been gone for quite a while now. Are you okay?

Bonsoir nonster

I am alive!! Thank u for eyebrow raise of concern

#i cant tell u not to worry but it's just been mundane stuff #life be like yall want some. littl. responsibilities #and before i realise it it's been 8 months and i havent responded to a single text WhOOps #I'll be mashing some pumpkins and #oh SHIDD I HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS #if ur anythin like me u gotta be in like. Prrimus Optimal 100%AGiUP AVATAR STATE just to Read an incoming message #not even to respond. just. to have energy to . remember msgs exist #biorhythms peak the planets align the winds are moderate and only then will the propensity to Act Alive appear #anyway where were we #right the nice nonnie was checking in on us #im survivin and doing. if not my best. then certainly my decent.est #HOPE TO GRACE U WITH MY TOMFOOLERY... SOON...... #asks

[kyromiel]

Truth: the poop bubble found its way to the correct disposal receptacle and landed in such a way as to not inconvenience any sanitation worker

The Funnier Truth: there is now a weaponised hamon poop bubble floating across the lands at human eye level

#i just cant imagine cae lowering himself to clean up after an animal. if he HAS to? he's gonna do it in a way where his hands stay clean #me on my own posts about cae havin a dog: i cant imagine cae having a dog #he would be chill with stray cats n pups bein fleeting companions #but the minute they're dependent on him would he go GURL I AM BARELY TAKING CARE OF MYSELF. U GO FIND SOME RICH BOY TO PAMPER U #or would older sibling upbringing ACTIVATE and he'd get all nurturey and we flashback to him in an alley #handfeeding an abandoned kitten like an anime gangster character arc #jojo the poop is barely the size of ur finger stop being a loud baby #during the beginning stages jojo thinks stella is actively rebelling against ONLY him bc am CAESAR DOG not JOJO DOG . hEcC u #thus begins his ploy to win stella over to his side. so the inconveniently timed poops will only happen with caesar #in reality . stella does not care. stella just needs to poop when it is time to poop

[kyromiel]

@creeshtar keep it up creesho i know ur brain will keep souping up that Quality Broth

#replies #infinite ideas swirling in that brainspace.........

[kyromiel]

@pristine-starlight

I hope joseph steals the subscription model next

Like those ancient shimeji. He just. Undergoes Mitosis on the screen and wrecks up ad0bs so he can keep cae at opaque level forever

#gud 2 see u m8 i am enjoying the confirmation of ur aliveness 8) :) :):):):):):))) #for a while joseph tries to get caesar to fight with water balloons instead of bubbles #bc bubbles are translucent. too clear. dangerous. bubble trauma. he will now only accept being hamon attacked by physical objects #caesar can pelt joseph with hamon water balloons and joseph will be. well. at least it aint bubbles #and eventually we all move past the bubble trouble together and caesar can go back to his preferred shiny attacks #and jojo can rest confident in his ability to slap the opacity metre back into place #all is well. all is correct #replies

[kyromiel]

@creeshtar it's been a minute and a half but I'm gonna need u to elaborate

#unless you've forgotten the idea to the void of memory #in which case #understandable. have a nice day #replies

[kyromiel]

@vanny-ice

I'm so sorry but his horny was too powerful. The embodiment of his soul demanded nudes over graphic design skills 😞

#thank u for ur abundant pouring of sobbing emoji i can feel the fistshake at sky from here #curse u hoestar!!!! u couldve had it all!!! u could have had ur sandwich and EATEN it AND 300 opacity caesar!!!!!!!! #jojo has to wreck the camera just to get a pic #put oldseph in front of powerpoint and he's gonna lose his mind trying to set up a bar graph #genius jojo understands not how to fullscreen the presentation #replies

[kyromiel]

Learn this ONE SIMPLE TRICK to make Yourself Inconsolably SAD!!!!!!!

#no lowering the opacity on caesar. we only duplicate layers of him so he exists TWICE AS MUCH #every time i see a pic of em fighting together and I'm all inspired lookin at em like LOOK AT EM GO!! THEY'RE A GREAT TEAM! but then #i keep scrolling and the drawing turns into a comic of fadeout cici or that one print where u turn it and caesar disappears #and i can only yell NO like the angriest sharpest dog bark in the neighbourhood #that's all u have to do to crush my hopes. my optimism. i can imagine watching an artist stream while they draw caejo #I'll be all smiles and adoration like :) it's lookin fantastic wow artist keep it up!!! #at the very end of a beautiful rendered piece they'll suddenly cackle and #BAM!!! 60% ERASER ON CAESAR #and UPLOAD AS FINAL #and I'll just sit there in shock and betrayal as i promptly forget all feelings of joy I felt in the last 2 months #let cici and jooj sit symmetrically back 2 back along the riverbank while jojo eats fancy Italian cured meat sandwiche #and the only sounds u hear are jojo chewing. breeze softly rustling long grass. and #a seagull honking viciously while trying to devour midsize birds like the horrifying aerodynamic ice pick gullet it is #yes jojo's crop top is now backless. what of it

[kyromiel]

I love your long tags so much, they give me life 💗

U read them? PAST THE FIRST 3??????

#what do u mean not everyone has a million words and unnecessarily repetitive phrases wrapping their soul like a hydrophobic Greenland mummy #I HAVE LITTLE TO SAY YET IT ALWAYS COMES OUT IN 236 MORE CHARACTERS THAN NECESSARY #i chatter in the tags in case someone actually gets amusement out of them #but I'm consistently surprised whenever someone says they actually . look #so when one day a friend complained that i never tell them anything #i stated My Learned Truth which was: why would my everyday thoughts matter to u? what do u gain by me voicing random observations? #what would i say if u asked me how my day was. well. nothing special happened. i saw a squirrel that looked kinda funny. #then the friend RAVED like YES!! GOOD! SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING! TELL ME UR THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS I WANT TO KNOW!!!! #and i [bird ????????.jpg] #so yes i still get confused when ppl willingly pay attention to me #asks

[kyromiel]

love it when jojo characters have boobies. their natural state

#i used to be exclusively about the twinks. now look at me #i base my life on two massive jocks outstupiding each other on the misguided path to companionship #when i started drawing these two... a year? a while? ago #i saw other artists would steadily bulk up their drawings over time #the renowned... Jojo fanartist Beefication... so to speak #lookin at all those beautifully sculpted volumes and how ppl managed to SOMEHOW MAKE THESE BEHEMOTHS LOOK PROPORTIONALLY CORRECT #MY BRAIN WOUD COUFD COULD NOT FATHOM #i wished that the Beefication would bless me one day. to bestow upon this humble creature. the majesty of Big LookGoods #but i resigned myself to never attaining the Power #yet. recently. i gazed upon some old drawings #although i did not obtain the technical prowess of musculature that i saw others evolve into #the booba did indeed get bigger. the vague circle i draw for they chest. expanded over time #the day i realized that the Fabled Jojo Phenomenon [Extraneous Meat] managed to reach EVEN ME....... #i felt ethereal affinity. a radiating sense of peace and acceptance #there is hope after all #asks

[kyromiel]

@josephballtorture (Scrawls efficiently on a notepad after I bring your table a pitcher of water)

Excellent choice of username, sir

#the mans drinks horse trough water. he sounds like he's playing the trombone when he eats spaghetti. #unbelievable....................... #if erina saw his devolution at air supplena u can bet the brolly would start a thwackin #replies

[kyromiel]

@jojoeyo it is a unexpected little enjoyment, isn't it. That this heart would grow 3 sizes not due to caloric intake, but because of

#HYBRID REPLY DOUBLE SLAM WA POW!!!! #me: caesar deserves better than this moron #alas still me: caesar would do anything for jojo hahahhahaha u CaRe him #replies #imagine someone presenting to me. cae in one hand and jojo in the other #they say #here are 2 pretty dudes with powerful muscular bodies. they train in close quarters with each other 24/7. #they are frequently seen in skintight revealing clothing #the tension is MOUNTAINOUS and they're always ready to get up in each other's face #what will u make them do? 😏 #me: they'll go on a tranquil stroll thru the countryside and smile affectionately at each other BUT ONLY WHEN THE OTHER IS NOT PAYING ATTN #them: what...

[kyromiel]

in the spirit of crushing perfectionism like tiny paper cup here is pile of “thing i make before sleep”

#click through for working titles.jpg #unless ur on mobile in which case any title u come up with will work just as well #that was my practice when i was angy at myself for not drawing them enuff #i said. hey u. just. sketch out something b4 u go sleep. whatever dont worry about no concept or punchline just let it f l O w #and what we got. was. biblical spider wing caesar about to eat a joseph fly #and festive animal themed boob windows #we're all about the latest fashyohnes in this house of cleavage exposure

[kyromiel]

they walkin home…………..

#2 best bros holdin hands on the way back from the farmer's market what more could u want #caesar got some leTTUCE and jojo wants to frolic like a gymnast on a balance beam this is all very mundane behaviour #i saw a duo walking at sunset and 1 person was dutifully holding a packed grocery bag and what i assume was their partner's backpack #while their pardner went tap dancing on the ledge nearby #and they were holdin hands the entire time #my calcified hardened rusty heart was like tf is that? that is some tender and cute garbage i'm gonna use it for caejose #that's my coping mechanism everybody #i see pda and my mind inserts cj so my grimace fades and my disgust is no longer visible to the public

[kyromiel]

Tags that made me facepalm out of force of laughter thank u @not-another-paradox

#cue the [get u a jojos that can do both] img #jojo flippin borgers in his tank top and shorts? meh #jojo stickin weenies in full makeup and a sunny ensemble? now THAT'S a patio party worth attending #jojo gets bossy around the grill like it's some gr8 new yawker amrrcn tradition and criticizes caesar's cooking technique #caesar carries on unbothered bc he's like. critique? coming from the dude who thinks those Plastic Squares are cheese? #then suzi has to save the whole meal from getting overcooked bc srsly. when did caesar start cookin for himself? a year ago? #u novices. ive made food that LISALISA happily ate. i deserve primary control over the fire #replies

[kyromiel]

@cryptidclub i will very likely channel my doge fever into the entity known as Stella bc that's the kind of wish fulfillment we love in an AU

#i too used to be in the No Small Dogs 4 Me camp #didnt want to accidentally crush them #internalized patriarchal nonsense sprinkled in there for good measure #but all dog..e.... is doge. and i will force joseph thru the same character arc #i can imagine him goin WHAT THIS TINY THING AINT A REAL DOG. IM A BIG GUY. I NEED A BIG DOG. TO KEEP UP WITH ME!! MAKE ME LOOK COOL!! #then pink and blue cotton candy caesar will delicately step in upon calves of DIAMONDIUM STEEL LIKE what's wrong with this fluffy white orb #and we all learn a lesson about just chillin out and rating all dogs 14/10 and liking what u like #honestly cant imagine caesar willingly getting a dog but i CAN imagine diabolical mastermind stella the street dog finding caesar #while knowing that an obsessive dog lover aka jojo is not far and thus. neither is a cushy lifestyle. complete with rawhide and puppacinos #replies

[kyromiel]

Every day we bully the stinky man and every day i laugj

#replies #everyone reading the tags is now a tsundere i dont make the rules