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Earonic

So, as we get older I find it ironic that our ears get bigger as our hearing gets worse. Hmmm, maybe that’s why.

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$DJT —Tanks a Lot Buddy

So, I so want this piece of shit, both the stock and the man, to tank big time, they’re both worthless.

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Like(👍) a Post @EveryDog

So, I just got back from taking my dog for his daily social media excursion. He likes to express himself with frequency as we stroll the neighborhood, squeezing out a few drops of his signature fragrance along the way, leaving it as a board posting on his Fecebook account and checking for olfactory comments by local friends. Thumbs up buddy.

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. . .to a fault.

So, this morning we here in the Northeast felt the earth move, as we experienced a small 4.8 magnitude earthquake. It lasted about thirty seconds and was centered in New Jersey. I just thought it was Chris Christie doing his HIT workout.

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Skin Deep

So, Trump has designated different levels for donating to his con-paign reelection fund. The top level is Ultra MAGA and it can be yours for just a little over $800,000. Trump himself is an Ulta MAGA because of all the cosmetics he schmears on his fat face.

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A Sign

So, I’m actually pretty surprised that Trump’s latest grift, selling Bibles, doesn’t include a Jesus signed first edition. Missed opportunity.

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Choice Cut

“So you’re leaving it to me to decide?” “Yes, yes we are,” both Pro and Con said, turning towards each to affirm the others acceptance. “We believe that when you weigh the data presented you will arrive at the proper decision. It’s never been tried before but given your sometimes exemplary and sometimes, lets be honest, non exemplary behavior it’s a toss up anyway, and with our labor shortages…

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All Sales Finally

So, Conald J. Trump owes a lot of money, of which he seems to be a bit short. Ahh, Conny old boy, are you experiencing some belt tightening, cause your waistline could certainly use it? Not to worry, ol’ Kvetchy is here to help your fat ass out. I propose a Going Out Of Business Sale. Everything must go!! Next Saturday, bring your best offers and we’ll make it work. No offers (or hands) too…

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C-Off-ee

So, it falls to me to announce the untimely death of our fourteen year old espresso machine. Saeco Incanto, or as she was fondly referred to as Coffee Machine, died yesterday after battling ventilation problems for several months. Emergency phone calls and Google searches could not secure any donor parts to resuscitate her, so after numerous attempts, we let her slip away peacefully. Her previous…

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Zero Some

“So, we’re here tonight with the winner of the 2024 Presidential race. In a rare upset victory, None Of These Candidates has eked out a small majority in both the popular and electoral numbers. After Nikki Haley lost the Nevada primary to None Of These Candidates, it became apparent that Mr/Ms NOTC, might just be on the road to nomination and eventual victory. After a long and brutal year of…

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ImpArtial—a story

I am a very organized, some would say OCD, kind of person. Planning things out on paper would seem very OG to those much younger than myself, but it is how I think best. I need to visually see things, so in writing my memoirs I have waited a full ninety five years so that I might see the end of the story more clearly and have a more finished ending. I am nothing, if not a stickler for detail.…

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Dear 2024

So, here we are again, another year in the books (they still allow books, right?) and I’m here to beseech the as yet unborn year to be gentle with us. I know we have a presidential election scheduled for later in your reign, but let’s try not to make it our last, okay, let 2028 have something to look forward to. The current year, your predecessor, didn’t listen to my pleas of last year as it was…

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The Second Annual Kvetch Predictions List: 2024 Edition

So, once again we find ourselves at the end of another tumultuous year which has, ironically enough, seen both the rise of artificial intelligence as well as the decline of natural human intelligence—I’m looking at you Trump supporters. The rise of antisemitism and the fall of Supreme Court Ethics. The continued rise of Taylor Swift and the plunging decline of Kanye West. And don’t even get me…

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Kvetchy Awards 2023

So, welcome everybody to the 2023 Kvetchy Awards, this year brought to you by the newly merged NRA and NAR: remember when you’re buying a house, pulling the trigger is easier than you think. “The NRANAR, it’s not like someone’s holding a gun to your head, is it?” This year, our award show is being held in a hidden bunker located. . . well, I’ll just keep that bit of info to myself, you can’t be…

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21st Century Man

So, honestly, my cannabis ingestion is really screwing with my intermittent fasting.

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Qua-lite-ty Time

So, “quality time” used to mean quiet romantic dinners, cuddling on the couch, spa visits, or low key day trips to hike and antique. Nowadays it’s just back to back doctor visits.

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Bruise Control

So, just an idea for next Halloween, for those of you taking blood thinners—poke yourself all over and go as a Dalmatian.

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