kumqu4t
kumqu4t
i have loved the stars too fondly
erin ✶ she/her ✶ minor ✶ just a culmination of neat things ✶ mostly the hobbit, with a sprinkle of lotr
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kumqu4t · a day ago
(to be more specific) creachur y/n in Erebor post botfa but it’s 1998 Mulan’s Honor To Us All with dwarrowdams (feat. Dis in place of Fa Li)
OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT MYSELF RN HOW DID I NOT PUT THAT TOGETHER,, that makes so much more sense
not me picturing the women as like thorin or dwalin agsjdhdkfjf 😭😭
okay this is actually so wholesome tho i love dwarrowdams so much i don’t think i can even verbalize it! like dis isn’t even in the movies or anything but i just KNOW that i love her
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okay i don’t know how i’ve never read this before but i love it so much i don’t even know what to do with myself rn!!!!! (please definitely tag me in anything you write in the future!!)
i have a literal addiction to the trope where both people propose at the same time!!! it’s just so fucking romantic and cute and wholesome and perfect! i literally had no idea it was happening until it was HAPPENING and i was like:
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also there is definitely not enough wlw fics and sigrid is so wonderful so this is amazing,, beenovel out here feeding my little lesbian heart 🥺
AW YEAH THE READER BEING PART OF THE COMPANY AND THEN FALLING IN LOVE WITH + MARRYING SIGRID??!!! literally my dream life 😩
‘You knew there was something there but you didn’t have the time to deal with it.’ 💀
i haven’t read many fics with bard but everything about the way you characterized him in this made me love him so much!!
‘...plotting with your found family’ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
okay the description of the ring sounds like the most gorgeous thing ever,, now i want a moonstone wedding ring they’re seriously so pretty
tilda, bain, and bard all working together to help put this plan into action is everything
now i want a hug from bard help (there can be no shortage of tolkien father figures)
“Come now, we don’t want you getting all puffy-eyes. There’s work to do.” i love this line so much ugh it’s perfect 😭
“I can’t wait for you to be my sister.” WOW OKAY IM LITERALLY GONNA CRY BAIN MY BABEY YOU ARE SO CUTE
you described the reader’s mixture of happiness and anxiety so well (‘excited yet hysterical giggles’ and listening ‘breathlessly’)
we stan sigrid’s supportive family cheering the reader on and encouraging them the whole time 😩
the two paragraphs after “Dig in!” were such perfect domestic bliss,, full of warm fuzzy feelings and i love it. i feel like sigrid and the reader (aside from being maybe a bit tipsy from the wine) are all love drunk and stuff and AAAAAAA IDK I JUST LOVED IT
“...she tackled you backward with a kiss. It was long and sweet.” the way you write love makes me so happy 😩
okay the extra bit took this fic from amazing to SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!!! your sense of humor is so perfect
“Y/N TOLD ME AND SHE’S NOT EVEN MY SISTER YET! BETRAYAL! YOU BETRAYED ME! MY OWN SISTER!” and “I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE MARRYING Y/N! AT LEAST THEN I’LL HAVE A DECENT SISTER! WHO TELLS ME THINGS!” had me in stitches 😭 also i can literally see this happening istg
i can absolutely picture bain talking to his nieces/nephews at holiday dinner and being like “hey kids have i ever told you the story of when my own sister betrayed me and practically tore my heart out of my chest” and they’re like “yeah every year uncle”
sorry for the long comment lol i have an addiction to commenting 😭 in short, i love this so much and ur an incredible author!!! 💌💌
Picnics and Surprises
Pairing: Sigrid x fem!reader
Word count: 1,647
Warnings: fluff I guess?
Summary: Four years after the quest you prepare a surprise for Sigrid.
A/N: I was very sad that there were so few wlw fics for Sigrid (or any Tolkien females, really) so I decided to take matters into my own hands. This is my first fic so please be kind. Thank you to @elvish-sky for beta reading!
Character ages: Sigrid is 19 with you being around the same age, Tilda is 13, and I couldn’t find and age range for Bain so I just went with around 15-16 for him.
You walked through the markets of Dale looking for the florist. You wanted this to be perfect. Sigrid had done so much for you, and you wanted to do this for her.
You had been a part of the company during the quest to reclaim Erebor (at Gandalf’s insistence of course). That’s when you had met Sigrid. You knew there was something there but you didn't have the time to deal with it.
Then the quest was over and the dragon slain and the mountain claimed by Thorin. You had decided to stay in Dale instead of in the mountain. You felt more at home under the open sky and Bard offered to let you stay with him.
You knew you had fallen in love with Sigrid and after that, it was only a matter of time before you got together and started courting.
Four years later and you were ready to take the next step. Tonight you were going to propose. If the weather cooperated with you that is.
You had been planning this picnic for weeks, plotting with your found family to make the perfect proposal.
You were going to propose under the starlight and you had almost everything ready. Food, candles, blankets, books, and the most important part. The ring.
It had a silver setting and a moonstone surrounded by small leaves and flowers. You were sure she was going to love it.
Finding the flowers you wanted, you bought them and looked to the sky with trepidation. It had been bitingly cold and windy all morning. Those clouds were far too dark for your liking.
This morning’s errands had taken a lot longer than planned and you began to worry. Tilda could only keep Sigrid out of the house and away from Bard and Bain’s preparations for so long after all.
It turned out your worry was well-founded because as you turned to go back to Bard’s home it started to drizzle. By the time you got back, the drizzle was a downpour and your cloak was soaked through.
Bain was waiting for you at the door and relieved you of your basket while you shed your cloak.
“Quite the storm out there” he commented.
“I know,” you said with a frown “so much for proposing.”
“We’ve taken care of it,” Bard said as he joined you in the entryway.
“What are you talking about?” you asked, confused.
“Come with me!” Bain said excitedly as he dragged you to the study.
You gasped.
“Do you like it?” Bain asked, clearly nervous.
“Like it? It’s wonderful!”
They had removed all the furniture from the room and replaced it with what appeared to be every blanket and pillow in the house. Lanterns from the ceiling gave off a soft glow as Bain added the wine, fruit, and flowers to the small pile of food on the floor.
With that you and Bard headed upstairs, you to change and him to get some of his, Bain, and Tilda’s belongings. He explained that when Sigrid and Tilda returned he, Bain, and Tilda would all go to a friend’s for the night.
“How did you get all this done so fast? The rain only started an hour ago.”
“When I saw the clouds on the horizon this morning I knew it was going to rain. We started pretty much as soon as you left.”
You stopped on the landing and turned to Bard.
“Thank you.”
“Thank you for making my daughter so happy, and for being a part of my life.”
You let out a shaky exhale at that and Bard chuckled and pulled you into a quick hug.
“Come now, we don’t want you getting all puffy-eyed. There’s work to do.”
You nodded and laughed and went to your room. You changed into a simple dress that would be comfortable for sitting on the floor.
Grabbing the ring from its hiding place and putting it in your pocket, you went and laid out one of Sigrid’s favorite dresses for her.
You went back downstairs to find Bain in the kitchen heating the wine with spices.
“I figured with it being so cold and wet-” he cut off with a vague gesture to the pot.
“A splendid idea!”
Bain rewarded you with a warm smile.
“I can’t wait for you to be my sister.”
Your heart swelled.
“I can’t wait either.”
“Neither can I,” Bard said from the doorway, “but let’s get moving before they get back.”
“No need to get pushy, Da, we have time.”
The front door opened with a slam as the frozen girls rushed in. Bard turned to Bain with an expression that had “I told you” written all over it. Bain raised his hands in surrender as his father turned to waylay the girls before Sigrid could see the study.
You and Bain looked at each other and suddenly you were both stifling excited yet hysterical giggles.
You breathlessly listened to Bard as he explained that Sigrid had to go upstairs and get changed because there was a surprise for her but she had to be in dry clothes for it.
“I have no complaints with dry clothes Da, just the secrecy” you heard Sigrid say as Bain poured the wine into mugs.
Once you were sure Sigrid was upstairs you took the mugs from Bain and went to the study. You set the mugs down on the table and went to the entryway to see the others off. You got quick smiles, hugs, and words of encouragement from everyone, then you bolted the door behind them.
You could hear Sigrid approaching the stairs and you went to stand at the bottom. When she saw you she gave you a wide, but nervous smile.
You laughed lightly as she descended the stairs.
“Calm down, my love, I just wanted to spend some time alone with you.”
She visibly relaxed and reached out to hug you.
“Mmmm, I missed you” she murmured into your shoulder.
“You saw me this morning.”
“Doesn’t matter, I still missed you.”
You pulled away from each other.
“Now what’s all this about a surprise?”
You smiled and led her to the study.
“I was planning on a picnic at sunset but with the rain-”
You opened the door to the study and Sigrid gasped.
“Y/n, this is beautiful!”
“Thank you, but I’m afraid most of the credit goes to your father and brother. They set everything up.”
Sigrid leaned in for a quick kiss before walking over to where the basket was set up. You grabbed the wine and joined her.
You gave her the flowers and she smiled before bringing them up to her nose to smell them.
“Mmm, my favorites!”
You chuckled lightly.
“I know, that’s why I got them.”
You pulled out the books and the food with a smile.
“Dig in!”
Two hours later and you were both very relaxed, any and all stress melting away in each other’s company. Even just reading together was enough to relax you both completely, but the talking was better.
There was a gentle lull in the conversation as you leaned back on the pillows and Sigrid leaned back on you. Looking up at the lanterns above you decided it was time.
Taking a deep breath you gently helped Sigrid sit up.
“My love?”
“I wanted to ask you a question.” Well, looks like you were getting right into it.
Sigrid turned to face you completely.
“I actually had a question for you too.”
Your eyebrows lifted.
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“It’s probably better if I ask my question first.” You turned to your pocket to get the ring for a moment and when you looked back to Sigrid your jaw dropped. She was looking down at her lap nervously.
In her hand was a ring.
“I wanted to ask if you would-” she cut off when she looked up and saw what you were holding.
You locked eyes for a moment, staring at each other with disbelief before you both burst into laughter. Sigrid bent over double and you were wheezing violently.
“Looks like we had similar plans my dear!” you gasped out when you could finally breathe again.
“I guess so!” Sigrid said as she continued to laugh, which set you off again.
When you had both finally calmed down you looked back up at Sigrid. She had tears in her eyes.
“So I take it that’s a yes?” You chuckled.
“Yes!” Sigrid yelled as she tackled you backward with a kiss. It was long and sweet. When you finally resurfaced for air you both sat up and you held out your ring for Sigrid to see.
“Y/n...” she breathed out “it’s stunning.”
“I’m glad you like it,” You said as you took her hand in yours.
You gently slid the ring on her finger and you smiled at each other.
“Now where’s mine?”
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“YOU WERE GOING TO PROPOSE?!?!?!?”
“Bain, calm down,” Bard said with a poorly concealed smile and you and Tilda stifled giggles as the conversation went on.
“SHE WAS GOING TO PROPOSE!!! AND SHE DIDN’T TELL US!!”
“As I already told you, I wasn’t planning on it yet but I figured if I was getting some alone time with-”
“YOU HAD A RING AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME! Y/N TOLD ME AND SHE’S NOT EVEN MY SISTER YET! BETRAYAL! YOU BETRAYED ME! MY OWN SISTER!”
You and Tilda began to openly laugh at this and Bard was also struggling to hold back laughter.
“I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE MARRYING Y/N! AT LEAST THEN I’LL HAVE A DECENT SISTER! WHO TELLS ME THINGS!”
“Hey! What am I, an orc?” Tilda cried, indignant.
Bard came to stand beside you as you watched a new round of bickering unfold.
“Are you sure you want to join this family?” He asked with a laugh.
“Positive.” you cackled in reply.
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kumqu4t · a day ago
creachur y/n in Erebor post botfa but it’s 1998 Mulan’s Honor To Us All
agajshdj help i’m gonna need some more context 😭
are we picturing members of the company as the ladies dressing y/n up and stuff (because i am and it’s sending me)
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kumqu4t · a day ago
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Bain: like, y'know, nyah~ Bard: what Bain: ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* nyah*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ Bard: stop
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kumqu4t · a day ago
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Bilbo: I’ve been building up Frodo’s trust for years with high-fives. Bilbo: Today I’m going to hit him with a too slow. Bilbo: Welcome to the real world, son.
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Bofur: Guys!!! A snake bit Fili’s leg what do I do?! Gandalf: Elevate and apply pressure!!!! Bofur: *lifts snake up into the air* APOLOGIZE OR ELSE
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kumqu4t · a day ago
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Boromir, at the mcdonalds drive through with the hobbits: Yeah, let me get five cheeseburgers, five milkshakes- Boromir, turning around: Pippin, I can tell that’s you. If you don’t stop poking my seat, you’re not getting fries. Pippin: *continues poking* Boromir: okay, you know what? four fries. Boromir: *turns to Pippin* four fries. you didn’t think I’d do it, did you?
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kumqu4t · a day ago
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Bofur: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter sets it down in front of you, they’ve decided you’re the top.
Thorin: *remembering one time when he and Bilbo went to lunch and the waitress put the check down in front of Bilbo*
Thorin: First of all-
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kumqu4t · a day ago
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Aragorn: we lost Eowyn
Merry: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN???
Faramir: you forget to cherish her
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Gimli: Stop testing me, Legolas, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry
Legolas: I don’t like you now
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Frodo: I hate that phones auto-correct ‘omw’ to 'On my way!'  stop giving me enthusiasm and happiness I don’t have.
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Bilbo: I’m busy. Bofur: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die? Bilbo: Bilbo: I’m on my way.
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Bilbo: Thorin, I told you this morning: no swords at the dinner table. Thorin, confused:…..you said the breakfast table. Bilbo: ITS THE SAME TABLE 
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Aragorn: You never forget your first. Gandalf: First what? Aragorn: Horse Gandalf: That’s not what anyone means when they say that. 
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Merry: Whoever took my strawberry cake admit it and you’ll be forgiven
Pippin:
Merry: Smart. You knew I wouldn’t forgive you
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Frodo, answering the phone late at night: Hello?
Voice on phone: We have your father
Frodo: Um? You must have the wrong number. My dad died years ago.
Voice on phone: Oh my bad. Have a good night
Frodo: You too
Frodo, calling back: WAIT DID YOU MEAN ARAGORN
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Merry: *hugs Boromir, inhaling deeply* You smell like a father figure
Boromir: Please stop
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Bofur: My policy is if you see something, say something
Kili: I saw a frog
Bofur: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about.
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Thranduil: I love working here Thranduil: We all have a lot of laughs Also Thranduil: fuck off Elrond, I’m not going to your fuckin baby shower
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kumqu4t · a day ago
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Frodo: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?
Aragorn: The same way I make onion rings.
Aragorn: *grabs a chainsaw*
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