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Thoughts On Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

Spoilers Ahead!!

This is another one of those movies that I just LOVE the tone of

Who else thought they were going to reveal that her dad or her step mom murdered her mom?

And that's why you dont take drinks from people that clearly hate you

Yep, knew that dude was going to be a creep.

So he got brought back to life because of the lightning strike?

All just the entire drug trip sequence is GREAT

I love that they just...never take the earring out.

I think this might be the best acting Cole Sprouse has ever done, and my guess is its because they don't let him talk until the very end.

This movies just ~ Silly ~ and I like it.

Also man, poor Taffy. She didn't deserve none of this.

The SECOND that they said that dude Lisa liked skipped class I knew he was boinking her sister.

#List Frankenstain #Thoughts on #Thoughts on Horror #Thoughts on Horror Comedy #Movies #Horror Movies

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Thoughts On 15 Cameras (2023)

Spoilers ahead if literally anyone cares.

Why did they even make this movie?

....Okay I don't know if I'm in the minority here or not but Cameron is waaaaay more fucking unsettling to me than Gerald could ever hope to be.

Well. At least you two seem to like each other more than the couple in the first movie.

Wow they, they really like using that one clip from the fake netflix documentary huh.

I....I feel like someone else would have found that room before Cameron, it's not that hard to find.

You're just...not going to take care of that spider problem?

I actually think someone finding some of Gerald's old spying equipment and slowly turning into another creepy landlord was actually a pretty good idea and I kind of hate that it was wasted on a movie where it turns out that Gerald was supposed to be alive this entire time.

Also, Cameron, you can clearly still bang on the walls or at least knock yourself over enough to get the little door open. You can be found.

Overall like...I dunno...5/10?

#Thoughts on #Thoughts on horror #Spoilers for: 15 Cameras #15 Cameras #Thoughts on 15 Cameras

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Thoughts on Home Sweet Home (2013)

Wow! This wins most boring slasher!

I wanna say that this movie was trying to go for an emotional angle but...oh boy did they fail

You know what would have actually really helped us feel more connected with the characters? SEEING THEM BEFORE ALL THIS SHIT WENT DOWN!

I am so, so sorry to The Strangers. I thought the couple in that movie was boring and basic.

Girl, honestly, he was helping you out. Who the wears lace thigh highs with a cheerleader uniform?

Also, seeing them before all this happened probably would have made the killer reveal feel more substantial.

There is one (1) great shot in this movie. and it's when she's trying to figure out which room the sound is coming from at the bottom of the stairs.

Overall, Zzzzz/10

#Home Sweet Home (2013) #Thoughts on #Thoughts on Horror #Thoughts on Slashers

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aaand it's been confirmed

i hope scream 7 flops and i am not watching nor supporting this 💖

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Foxy the Pirate in Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)

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low budget 80s horror movies will have the hottest man youve ever seen in your life and you check his films and hes been in like 2 movies

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I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

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Who is it?💕

#.....the Juggernaut from Thir13en Ghosts #thir13en ghosts

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I just found out that there's a saw roller coaster I'm England and I just thought you should know

This looks siiiiiiiick.

-Mod Sam

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Thoughts on ATM (2012)

Spoilers I guess? It’s ATM who the fuck cares 

- Never thought I’d say this but that movie was a waste of Josh Peck. 

-  Wow what a bunch of assholes. Also I love how they have that entire discussion about what they did that made this happen to them and they never question if it’s something that Corey (Josh Peck) did.  

- There was like. A solid ten minutes where he was out of view and you guys were just standing around. You could have ran. 

- You could also be huddling for warmth. There are three of you. 

- Ya’ll have pretty good paying jobs and it’s 2011 why does only one of you have a cell phone? 

- Also I’ve just never seen an ATM thing like that in real life? Do they exist? DID they exist? 

- If all of you would have ran you probably would have been fine. 

- Okay wait, so maybe I’m interpreting this wrong but I think the killers whole thing is just getting around security cameras? 

- Ya know I actually kind of like the practicality of the killers outfit in this movie, very inconspicuous. 

- But overall really boring, they spend like a full eight to ten minutes near the end replaying scenes from earlier on to show that the killer was avoiding the cameras. 

- Although....if I’m ever really bored I might write a fanfic where the killer from this movie has to face off against Gerald from 13 Cameras. 

#Thoughts on #Thoughts on Horror #Thoughts on Slashers #ATM #ATM movie #ATM 2012 #Lord this was boring #but i've kinda run out of movies

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I wonder if Billy and Stu (and most of the Ghostfaces really) would love or hate Leslie. Personally I think that Leslie would dislike them because who just disrespects the concept of the final girl like that? 

#Scream #Scream Franchise #Leslie Vernon #behind the mask: the rise of leslie vernon

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Thoughts on 14 Cameras

- That salesman in the first one....he really had no idea what he created ...

- Once again, I have no idea how to tell how old kids are but I’m guessing that Junior is somewhere between like sort of 9 to 13...the original took place in like 2014/2015 so this is at the earliest set in 2023 and at the latest in 2028. 

- Also: Does Junior go to school? 

- Damn, this dude must a looot of money if he’s the landlord for this many properties. 

- Oh yeah drive three hours into the desert to stay at a suspiciously cheap vacation house. That always ends well. 

- Damn, no board games or nothing? (See this is why you don’t just drag your kids out to the middle of nowhere for a vacation. Especially a long ass one like this) 

- I watched these movies back to back and even I forgot who the bunker girl was. 

- Probably one of the better uses of the ‘saying something isn’t going to happen and then it happens’ joke in a horror movie. 

- Oh yeah big shocker, people willing to buy a girls panties on the dark web and watch them shower is actually a total piece of shit who thinks he can buy women. who knew. 

- Is it weird that I kind of wish they explained why Gerald smells so bad? Also, does describing smell in a visual medium like film without showing a thing that would obviously smell bad actually work on people? 

- Yep. He got away with it. Probably going to keep getting away with it for a while too, I don’t know how good the mexican government is at tracking down kidnappings and dark web crimes but I know that the US really isn’t on top of that stuff. 

#Thoughts On #Thoughts on Horror #Thoughts on 14 Cameras #14 Cameras #Horror #not much to say on this one

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#reblog #brahms heelshire

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Thoughts on 13 Cameras

Right now i’m about halfway through watching it’s sequel 14 Cameras and I just....I have some thoughts. 

- So I had somehow heard that this movie was actually really good  at being really unsettling. I got about five minutes into before realizing that all the praise for it probably came from Neville Archambault doing a good job at portraying the lead antagonist. (Also: Rest in Peace to Neville Archambault) 

- Yo why is this dude so fucking jacked. 

- This has legitimately some of the most annoying fucking character writing I think I might have ever seen in a horror movie. The main dude, don’t give a fuck about his name, is legitimately one of the most annoying characters i’ve ever seen. He’s cheating on his wife because she won’t have sex with him, because she’s like six months pregnant. 

- We also spend waaaay more time with him than we do with his pregnant wife. Who, all things considered, should probably be the main character. She’s pretty bland as a character, she’s just a normal lady who like goes to yoga and is excited to have a baby. Poor girl is getting fucked over by a guy with no hobbies and the face of a ten year old. 

- Shout out to Paul though. He’s the main dudes best friend and the only name I remembered other the Gerald (the antagonist) because he’s the only character that isn’t annoying as balls. Paul also repeatedly tells the main dude that he’s a fucking idiot for cheating on his wife, and then also for not finding the courage to tell her about it. 

- Although that wanting to drive two hours at the drop of a hat for a fucking rocking chair...yeah that’s pretty ridiculous. This movie was made in like 2014, you can’t get one delivered? 

- Hey at least Gerald’s nice enough to bring something for the dog. 

- Speaking of Gerald: What is everyone’s problems with mouth breathers? I have sinus problems, if I try exclusively breathe through my nose I’d pass out. 

- I highly doubt that little bit of foam would sound proof it enough that they don’t hear her screaming. 

- Kind of forgot they even had a dog in this movie. 

- How long is between the main girl getting kidnapped and the ending part of this movie? Cause that’s clearly not a newborn. 

- eh overall like a....4/10. Competently shot, you can follow the story just fine it’s just not scary or creepy.  And I say this as person who is currently renting too. The only part of this movie that got me was when Gerald uses main girls toothbrush. 

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