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Breaking News

Hiiii everyone. I took my days to relax and let go of some of my anxiety surrounding writing. Thank you so much to everyone for being very kind and understanding, I am feeling a lot better :)

Because I was able to step away and kinda let go, my mind cleared enough for me to end up finishing Chapter 28 today. I've got edits to go through and one of my lovely Beta pookies is going to look it over, BUT be on the lookout for an update later tonight.

Smoochies,

Muse

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More of the Role Reversal AU featuring some redeemed sinners and a younger Sera

Full parody lyrics of Respectless

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How do you handle your radio demon? 📻👹

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Three darling daughters #girldad

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Been thinking a lot about a radioapple human AU today

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Hungy deer 🦌

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Running into an old friend at the grocery store

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More of the radioapple Human AU, part 1 of likeee 3.5

Part 2 | Part 3

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Part 2 of 4

Part 1 | Part 3

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Part 3 of 4

Getting to know the nanny

Part 1 | Part 2

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Nel & Alastor, seconds before a disaster

More like seconds away from a good time if you know what I mean ;)

Cage fighting.

#get along shirt #the shirt is 100% put on by alastor #nel went feral

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Mhhh....

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MUSE THIS IS CONCERNING

I AM INSANELY WORRIED

I love reading all these little drabbles of Alastor and Nel in hell. Safe to say, everyone is a little too keen to see these two die.

ANYWAY

I'm adding to the pile.

All I have been thinking of recently was about how Alastor and Nel find out about soul binding contracts. Nel being the smart girl she is, obviously wouldn't sell her soul for anything. She'd totally think she has some upper hand.

But

Nel: I'm not selling shit to you, let alone my soul

Al: you are no fun, my dear

Nel: you should know better than that, I'd never make a contract with you

Al: -has a shit eating grin-

Nel: ...why are you giving me that face...

Nel: Alastor

Al: -whips out the contract Nel make him sign as a human-

Nel: YOU FUCKING KEPT IT?!

Despite Nel's protests, they are forever binded together ❤️ isn't that sweet?

Oh, Kraken. Oooooohhhhhh Kraken.

That contract is really going to come back to bite her in the ass- and sooner than you're probably imagining.

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you're the best, musie! do you have tidbits or headcanons you can share about nel or alastor??? nothing spoilery, of course! stuff like: does alastor spice his bowls of jambalaya so hot it could make someone cry? does nel have a favorite trope in her romance novels?

my headcanon is that nel has a crush on the couple on the luck strike's poster lol

WEEE I sure doooooo!

Alastor- He definitely loves his spice, his mother LOADS the food up with spices so he's grown up eating cuisine that sets his mouth on fire. She packs him a lunch every day he's at the station and when he eats it the entire building smells delicious. In fact, he used to have issues with people attempting to snag his lunch from the icebox- until some well placed ghost peppers solved that issue for him.

Also, he owns a few pairs of tighty whities. Marie gave them to him. What is supposed to do, not use them? In this economy??? Please.

Nel- She LOVES the mushiest gushiest mind-rotting fluffy novels, but if anyone acted like that towards in her real life, she would shoot them. Lowkey I think she'd be into horror romance and old fashioned monster lover tropes though she'd never ever ever ever admit it. Alastor would be horrified yet intrigued if he read some of the books she owns.

Another fun fact about Nel is that she still sleeps in her childhood bedroom despite the master bedroom of the house being vacant. It's a super small detail I've never explicitly stated in text, but yeah, her little dingy ass room is the one she's had since she moved into the city at around 16. She won't take over the master bedroom from her father since it doesn't feel quite right. But, who knows, that might change.

Alastor climbing into her window like damn sweetheart you live like this?

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Because I cannot wait for the next chapter and these two take up majority of my thoughts I thought that I would repay you with my time, sweat and tears ♡🦌

OMFG WOW!!!! AAAAAHHH!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!

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I did this yestetday and now I’m reeling with theory’s cause Nel apparently has wings(did Alastor drag her to hell when she was supposed to be in heaven? Is she just a bird? Who knows-you do)

I still like the ears and horn but not the tail, I will do a more detailed drawing later so stay alert for that!

Also I am personally headcanoning that Nel will have a X on her neck to match Alastor, maybe it marks how she dies or just a target for Al.

also are any of the writing you do here canon to the story, like how Nel gets to the hotel?

YOOOOOO THIS IS SICK!!!! Thank you for making this, I love it!

As for how canon my drabbles are, well, uuuhhh....there are bits and pieces that are canon. But overall? They're really just for fun and to provide some brain worms to people who wanna imagine Nel and Alastor in Hell together. One day though, I'm hoping to give you guys the canon story :)