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every dan and phil video makes me so desperate for a love like theirs. i do not even care if it’s romantic or platonic i simply want what they have. down to the stupidest things, like the heartthrob game predictions, but also the shared jokes, the identical actions, the domesticity. they’re like intrinsically connected and while i’m so happy to witness it i also crave it for myself so fucking deeply

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literally all you have to know about dan and phil's relationship is that they are soulmates/life companions. people can discuss all they want like are they queerplatonic? a monogamous couple? in an open relationship? but like... none of that changes what they mean to each other. they've been together for 14 years and designed a house and share living and working space. Dan waxes poetic in interviews about how their relationship is deeper than any typical human relationship... they literally posted a joint nude for April Fools and Dan gave Phil an "Official DILF" cake for his birthday, and that's just a couple highlights of what's happened THIS YEAR. like they are so comfortable and committed to each other, that's all that matters. it actually makes me go a little insane just thinking about it...

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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

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Fuck them

can you tell i’m going through it

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cat boys ( @danielhowell @amazingphil ) 🐱

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the dan and phil fandom is dying share this if youre a true phag

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You forgive how God forgives.

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DAN AND PHIL AND CATS 2024

Hello furry friends.

It is true. The sequel to the fabled canine calendar is here.. and this time we’re feline fine! (i am so sorry)

Presenting - the Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar

Taking the strong theme of 80’s awkward family photos and the world’s ugliest sweaters to the next level - this is a full 12 month calendar each with its own dreamy retro concept photo, accompanied by a cute kitty (or two!). 

Why not mark August with Soft-prom Dan and Phil?

Or celebrate spooky season with angsty vampire Dan and Phil?

This may be the single best thing we’ve ever created in our lives. The sheer power of the aesthetic is only matched by the aura of cats, that honestly were only there to be stroked, sleep and eat and barely acknowledged our existence.

If you want to see the making of the calendar we uploaded a BTS vlog here: https://youtu.be/ZBzitn5_OUg

Shoutout to our brilliant artist photographer Linda Blacker.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL - in case you wanted something to keep you warm we also have the:

Legalise Catboys Sweater

A soft grey sweater featuring Dan and Phil as Catboys working at a café. A political slogan, a rallying cry. What does this message mean? Whatever the world needs it to.

And yes, if Americans buy it from the US shop it will incorrectly be spelled Legalize. You strange United Z'ers Z'ing up our language.

The Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar, and LegaliZZZE Catboys Sweater are available right now!

Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com

Thank you for all of your support in this comeback era of DAPG, together we are truly healing the world and the miscellaneous trauma of the last few years and the vibes are at an all time high. We hope you are all excited for the festive season! My what content awaits.

Love Dan and Phil

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fun facts about sharks

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Dan's Birthday Livestream!

Are you ready for 31 hours of wall to wall Dan content? (okay, okay, phil might make a bit of an appearance too) We'll be celebrating Dan's 31st birthday with a charity livestream raising money for Young Minds, starting on 11th June

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Remember when Dan used to post daily? Oh how time flies

#I’m making fun of how fucking needy we are #but also #how’s he doing #do not let me get into how much I miss phil #I’ll cry #dan howell #amazingphil #phil lester #dan and phil #ok bye

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i feel like this was everyone on my dash during that video

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Why I Quit YouTube

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can’t wait to go to the cringiest standup show of all time just because i would die for him

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dan: do I think youtube is bad and spiteful and held things I loved over my head to make me part of the capitalist machine? no! I don’t think YouTube is inherently bad!

everyone: FUCK YOUTUBE 👺🗣🔊 ME AND ALL MY HOMIES HATE YOUTUBE 🔊🔊🔊🔊

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oh, it feels so good to be back

I hope that Phil makes a follow up video just absolutely raging at YouTube and spitting every single curse word in the book and then in the end says “are you feeling as stressed as I am? Well I have a great way to unwind, use code AmazingPhil for 20% off your next purchase on AdamAndEve.com”

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“So I’m gonna do it. I am gonna create some fucking content, and I am gonna do it how I want. I will find beautiful, talented people to help film it better, help me edit it better, decide how much to make and when to take a break. I am gonna talk about what I want, whether that’s getting angry at the world’s bullshit, oversharing my personal information, or pushing the gay agenda and not worrying about being demonetized, or just telling you what I think you want to hear […] and until the day the algorithm takes me down, I get one strike too many, or we all get even more old and tired, I’ll just upload because I love it.”

—Daniel Howell “Why I Quit YouTube”