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kittydripuwu · 2 years

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OKAY BUT IM IN LOVE W UR WRITING its chef kisses muah🤌🏻🤌🏻 Anyways can lve gojo taking care of his drunk gf <3

gojo taking care of drunk reader

note: thank you!! you hit a personal spot here. psa: drink responsibly. i assume my followers have some experience with drinking cause we're all +18 right :D

warnings: mentions of throwing up, alcohol usage, mentions of sex, female reader, fluff

characters: gojo

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warned you to drink slowly but it was too late

you ordered coctails after coctails. gojo had lost count

"i'll be finee! i'm not a lightweight like you"

gojo got so offended by your lightweight comment that he didn't even bother stopping you

so you ordered one coctail after another, and another, and another

you were all flushed and cheery, mumbling about something dumb

gojo found you so cute. you were just saying anything that crossed your head, mostly complimenting gojo and talking about how much you loved him

he had noticed you were starting to talk slower and would loose your train of thought

he paid the bill and grabbed you before you made a mess at the restaurant you two were in

you could barely walk, i'm pretty sure someone would stop you on your way to the parking lot to make sure you were alright since you were piss drunk and gojo was completely sober

"she's my girlfriend."

"are you, sweetheart? do you need help?" the young group of girls asked you

"hm? 'toru, who are they? are you-- cheating on me?"

the girls sighed in relief and patted gojo on his shoulder and told him good luck

i am very biased with this fic cause taking care of a drunk person is terrifying and became my phobia :D anyways gojo is a strong boi he can handle us <3

he drove you two home. you had completely lost it by that time

insisting on not going out of the car, wiggling to escape satoru's hold

he grabs you and puts you on his back piggyback style and carries you to your bedroom

"lemme go! 'm gonna sleep."

"okay, bunny, we have to get you ready to bed first. are you feeling sick?"

"fuck off, don't baby me! can handle... myself..."

if this was fleabag or the office, gojo would look at the camera like this: :D

"let's.... let's have sex... 'toru...."

you mumble and reach out for his belt

when i tell you this man would NEVER make a move on you drunk, i mean it

he couldn't even if he tried to tbh, he would feel so sick

"later, bunny" and gently takes your hands off his pants

he makes you get in your pajamas and you would resist on having sex lol horny bitch (can't blame you)

you would swear a lot lol gojo would try to be patient and understanding tho

"'toru... 'm gonna puke..."

he grabs you and takes you to the bathroom so fast that you think he teleported

holds your hair and rubs your back

after the first round, you feel a little more sober. he flushes the toilet and sits on the bathroom tiles with you.

"feeling better?"

you nod before going in for another round

you two spend some time in the toilet. after sobering up a bit, gojo helps you brush your teeth and carries you back to your bed

you snuggle under your blankets, laying on your side and watch gojo bring water and a bucket

sits by your side and helps you drink the cold glass of water

he's so gentle with you, face filled with sympathy

he strokes your head with one hand and your back with the other

you quickly get under the blankets, cold and shivering

you are sober at this point, just feeling very sick

"'m sorry..."

"don't be, bunny. it was a fun night"

"for you."

he laughs and leaves a hot kiss on your temple.

"sleep with me?"

"i don't usually sleep with drunk girls, y'know? even if they beg me for a whole night."

you leave a shaky chuckle. "asshole."

"but you're cute, so i'll make an exception."

he takes his clothes off, not bothering to find pajamas or sweatpants and gets under the blankets in his underwear.

you try to turn to face him but he stops you and hugs you behind your back so that you can face the bucket he brought for you, just in case

he holds your head close to his warm chest and tightly hugs you. his legs are all tangled with yours and his whole body gives you such a heat that if you closed your eyes you could believe you were sleeping by a fireplace

your head is buzzing, head turning when you close your eyes. gojo leaves gentle kisses on your face and behind your ear, which somehow helps a lot with the buzzing

"'toru?"

"hm?" he leaves a hot breath on your cheek and looks at your lips with his big, bright, blue eyes

"thank you" you force yourself to look at his eyes too, but the movement is too hard for you. instead, gojo leans over a little more and connects your eyes with his before gently turning your face by your chin and giving you a soft kiss

"my pleasure" he smiles to your lips and places your head back to its old position as if you were a precious gem

gojo plants his chin on top of your head, caging you with his body

his weight comforts you, making your battle with your sleepiness harder

the last thing you hear before succumbing to your eyelids was gojo telling you to nudge him if you feel sick again. you nod and fall into a deep slumber

gojo watches you for some time, cherishing how fragile you look. eyelids relaxed, brows tense and furrowed with red cheeks and plump lips

"g'night, bunny. love you." he whispers before planting a final kiss on your head. he falls asleep stroking your hair

he would remind you about that night and everything you had told him and embarrass you lol

"remember this thing you did--"

"shut the fuck up satoru"

thank you guys for reading! gonna go out with my friends tonight and not come home with gojo :( life sucks and alcohol here is shit expensive so i guess z bleach drinking era is here!

#ma'am.#this. THIS.#so cute i loved it sm #z ur hcs are incredible #gojo satoru

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kittydripuwu · 2 years

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♡. - bf!gojo headcannons

+ pairing - gojo satoru x reader

+ word count - 2000+

+ cw - gojo satoru. warning. fluff and smutty stuff <3

+ a/n: HI this took me too long to write but here <3

SFW

- he is so fucking ANNOYING like actually this dude is a fucking menace to society

- shows you he likes you by teasing you <3 he absolutely loves to annoy the fuck out of you and make you all flustered and blushie for him

- super straight up with asking you out, cuz he knows he’s hot and like let’s be honest who wouldn’t wanna be with him tf

- super duper playful person so prepare for one HELL of a relationship. he’s like a little angel and devil and the same fucking time.

- loves spas? he will go to spas with you and get massages w u.

- rich ass danger to society. will take you out on the most creative and fancy dates like he’ll take you absolutely anywhere you want to go

- even though he’s cocky as fuck and kinda selfish (sorry it’s true) he will treat you like an absolute princess

- spoils the FUCK out of you. you want something? you don’t even have to ask you’ve got it.

- takes you on expensive vacations and trips because once again hes RICH and likes the beach.

- takes so many random pictures of you? like you can be sitting on the couch doing nothing or taking a nap and he’ll just take pictures of you. OH AND he has the absolute worst pics of you too oml he WILL tease u about how u look in them constantly

- really really really nosy. u can’t hide anything from him cuz he’ll end up finding out somehow if you do

- that also goes for you if you’re sad, he will instantly know if something is off with you and honey he doesn’t take no for an answer so you will be forced to tell him what’s wrong and you wont be able to leave his arms from the rest of the day after that

- love language pt1 -gifts. like i said, he spoils you, so anytime you guys get into a fight or anything, he’ll buy you something to make up for it

- love language pt2 - physical touch. clingy ass man who just wants to cuddle and hug you and hold ur hand and kiss u and ugh so cute

- MAN CHILD. dude he may be the strongest sorcerer but he’s so fucking stupid sometimes. so please help this man out when he needs it

- really likes being taken care of. sometimes six eyes can be a lot for him to handle and his ability can really wear him down so please hold him and play w his hair and give him kisses cuz he needs it sometimes <3

- really bad at communicating his feelings at the start. he hates being vulnerable and seeming weak so there will be some issues with communication until you basically force it out of him. like pls show him it’s okay for him to vulnerable sometimes

- stupidest and most obnoxious pet names for you along w the classic ones obvi. he’ll call you shit like “sugar muffin cupcake” or just “baby” OOh also loves using “kitten, puppy, bunny” cuz pet kink (we’ll get into that in the nsfw section)

- has no idea what personal space is. will sit in the bathroom while you shower, always be in the same room as you, CONSTANTLY touching you.

- cannot go w out holding your hand in public cuz like everyone needs to know you’re his.

- and w that he’s very very very possessive. like you’re his property, he’s yours. he won’t let ANYONE else touch you ever.

- a BITER. he fucking bites??? like this lil shit is so hostile he will actually bite you out of nowhere cuz he feels like it

- takes up the whole bed when sleeping and will deny it when you confront him about it.

- also a super deep sleeper like this man is IMPOSSIBLE TO WAKE UP ugh

- just jump on him to wake him up <3

- but also loves to fall asleep with you in his arms <3 he jus wants to protec you n make u feel safe (but he won’t tell you that)

- FINDS ways to annoy you, it’s a whole game to him, just purposely trying random pranks and doing strange things to see what ticks you off

- will then proceed to tease you about it

- always wins pillow fights. don’t even try babe. you won’t win.

- really bad at cooking. like terrible. like don’t let him near a kitchen. he’ll always just get you guys takeout instead

- SHOWS YOU OFF. he’s such a bragger but also the second he sees someone lookin at you a lil too closely, they are done for.

- ok this one may be debatable but i feel like gojo would actually be a good driver when he’s not fucking around on the road for his own fun. like c'mon please control this man and stop him from going like 100 over the fucking speed limit cause he thinks he’s such a “risk taker”

- hand on ur thigh while driving. maybe he’s also teasing you. and also constantly pulls over to make out or fuck if this is one of those night drives.

- also drives a really expensive car cuz once again, RICH ASS DANGER TO SOCIETY.

- absolutely loses it when you wear his clothes he thinks its so fucking cute cuz he’s so big n tall and they fit so baggy on you its adorable to him

- if he starts talking he actually will not be able to shut the fuck up because that’s simply something gojo satoru does not know how to do so like please kiss him to shut him up if he talks too much pls and thanks <3

- the least DRY texter on this planet, this dude will send you the most confusing and hilarious text messages

- makes you befriend his students because everyone needs to know who you are and gojo wants to show you off and also wants his students to be friends with his girlfriend

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

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uh oh! looks like i dropped my napkin on the floor! wonder if anyone can help me pick it up 🤔

omg hey bae ill pick it up for you

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