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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

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season one of spn is so funny to me. sam and dean will literally show up to the crime scene in some fuck ass flannels and dean is in his leather jacket and the cops are like "who the hell are you?" and dean will be like "oh, us? well we are obviously from the us fish and wildlife service who else could we possibly be???" 

meanwhile theyre in the craziest outfits known to mankind with no badge or anything, so the cops will ask for their IDs and they'll hand them the most unconvincing fake id you'll ever see. the thing will be crumpled to no return and look like it was all hand written by a toddler and SOMEHOW THE COPS STILL BELIEVE THEM??

and then, they'll start questioning the victims family like "aw man :( I'm so sad for you :( that must be really hard :( so like what happened? and on a completely separate note, did you see anything? feel a temp drop? did you feel a cold spot? did you see something weird? like a creature mayhaps? like a ghost? did you see a ghost? do you believe in ghosts? please tell me it's a ghost?" like that's a totally normal line of questioning for a random drowning from two members of the us fish and wildlife service.

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the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead

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from TikTok

“The same way that Swifties look at Taylor Swift like she can do no wrong is the same way that Zionists look at Israel. They’ll do the biggest mental gymnastics you’ve ever seen in your life just to justify what they’re doing and how they operate.

And you know what? The same way that Taylor Swift weaponizes feminism by making it such an integral part of her identity and brand so that you’ll just be called sexist whenever you criticize her is the same way that Zionists conflate Judaism and Zionism so they can just call you anti-Semitic whenever you criticize Israel.

And even though there’s anti-Zionist Jews who criticize Israel and feminists who criticize Taylor Swift, they’ll still be called those things.

It’s so annoying.

God, and you know what? It’s a good tactic because why would you ever take accountability when you’ve got that ‘get out of jail free’ card.

God forbid I ever come across a Swiftie Zionist. God forbid.”

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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Really happy to see this at my local library

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Gee, I thought these people were the ones who were like “If you don’t like it, you can just move to a blue state.”

And now they’re mad the guy is doing just that?

You can’t oppress and discriminate against someone then be mad when they take their highly useful skill elsewhere.

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I’d divorce him too lmao

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Sciles song of the day.

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Sciles song of the day.

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Sciles song of the day.

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I just wanted a post that collected all of my little pride mermaids at once. They’re all based on my own characters ^-^

All the mermaids are also posted seperately here: Lesbian Gay Non-Binary Aromantic Asexual Bisexual Trans Pansexual Poly AroAce Agender Genderfluid Intersex Queer

All of them are also available as stickers on Redbubble!!

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I know it’s not Christmas anymore but I love this.

#wrong number #wrong number stories #Amazing

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From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944