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literally too scared to pick up way of kings again. but also hi kal <33333 😚🥰❤️❣️💞❣️❤️🥰😚

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Kaladin!

#:)

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the epic highs and lows of a stormlight reread is that the majority of the 4500 pages in the series are pages i really enjoy. but now i have to read 4500 pages.

#literally i was bemoaning the reread cause I've been real tired of modern fantasy recently and then it's like #wait i get to reread wok. i love wok. #if you've started your reread already lmk lol i need to know how behind i am #cosmere

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ah jeez sa5 still slated for this year right. i gotta get on that shit lol

#like the reread

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adolin half teasing kaladin while out for drinks sometime in Urithiru: you know your feats on the shattered plains aren't quite as impressive now that I've seen more of your magic glowing powers thing.

Kalidan: hm

Adolin: knew there was something weird about you. Ha. I mean i was amazed at the time, but surviving the fall from that bridge sabotage isn't really anything now that I've seen-

Kalidan: actually I didn't have my powers for that part

Adolin: what

Shallan: it's true he didn't

Kalidan: Lost syl right after prison, I got maybe a chip of stormlight while falling , just enough to not die, no powers the rest of the time

Adolin: how

Kalidan: I already explained the whole - with elhokar and moash -

Adolin: no, i mean, the highstorm -

Kaladin: yeah that was shallan

Shallan: shardblade cubby cut out part way up the wall

Adolin: and the chasm fiend? It really was already dead -

Shallan: no very much alive, very much tried to kill us

Adolin: and you-

Shallan: no that was kaladin

Adolin: what

Kaladin: I mean you did distract it, and I wouldn't have been able to do anything without your pattern blade

Adolin: you killed a chasm fiend. Without special powers.

Kaladin: I mean shallan-

Shallan: he jumped right in its mouth!

Adolin: i - you killed a chasm fiend. Without any other fighters. By yourself. Without radiant powers. You're - you're sure? No special abilities?

Kaladin: it was a pretty painful time, yes I'm sure. Did some spear katas. Noticeable difference without the bond with syl.

Adolin: you fought the chasm fiend. handicapped.

Kaladin: I guess? I dont know if it's handicapped considering, you know, most people don't ever breathe stormlight.

Adolin: you killed a chasm fiend singlehandedly. Without shardplate. And without any powers.

Kaladin: you're repeating yourself

Shallan: ...it was pretty impressive

Kaladin: you saw how messed up my leg got!

Adolin:

Adolin: I hate you so much.

#you know what. real

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Would you take ibuprofen with him?

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I think pierced ears and earrings are cool and all, but I’m not a fan of wearing earrings all the time because they allow the evil god of change and war and destruction to influence your thoughts emotions and actions and prevent the god of safety and peace and preservation from helping you and giving you extra superpowers and letting you share references to your favorite book series.

#heritage post 2 me tbh

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what happened to the haterism in this community. we used to be haters

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Cavill did what? damn. he's kind of a dick

tbh I feel like he's. Not that good an actor and so the people who talk about him are either Fans who don't care or like people who just don't know about him enough (and don't want to. like me, tho ive been kind of a hater for awhile cause hes just not good). and the very rare third type is someone who doesn't like him but knows shit (sorta like you I suppose)

anyway wild

man idk while i did learn abt the 19 yr old via a tumblr post years ago (so i understand that it might not be very widespread information) i do think his comments abt the MeToo movement were circulated heavily around when people started noticing men in hollywood who weren't reacting right to women speaking up. the guy builds a pc shirtless one time and by the sheer relief at the existence of a buff nerd the ability to criticize him melts out of peoples brain

#sorry if theres hubris in what im abt to say but i posted both of the things i just rbd about a year apart #and i remember noticing that the posts that bookended both asks got double the notes that the cavill ones did #a decent amount of people regularly saw what i was posting in 2022 its just very easy to look away when its something inconvenient #asks

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have you seen the henry cavill as kelsier fancast stuff? honestly i think he's going to be involved in some way

oh yeah i have seen the recent buzz....its way too early to speculate on fr definitive casting in my opinion but i can see why people are saying so after what happened with the witcher. personally im not sure cavill is good enough of an actor to play a man in his 30s who very explicitly did not date a teenager

#rbing this once a year as a cavill hate reminder

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you can't just drop "I'm a Cavill hater" in a set of tags and expect us to just move on. WHAT DID THE MAN DO TO YOU???

dated a 19 year old in his 30s ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

#one of nature's rare phenomenons the way fantasy nerds go I Am Not Looking when it comes to him

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Henry Cavill called Brandon Sanderson and asked to play Kaladin and asked if he was too old for the role and Brandon flat out told him: Yes, you're too old for the role and also Kaladin is Asian.

Source

#i can see why he'd get confused on the age at least considering his dating history. oh did you guys let that go already

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who on roshar would listen to megan thee stallion (ie: do you agree that adolin listens to meg….all he wants is hot girl summer for all….)

LOL! sorry but honestly HGS is an outlier for him my guy is far too much of a top 40 type pop prep to be a fan. roshar can't handle her </3

#i say this as a HUGE meg fan you do not want to know how much i spent on tour tix a few weeks ago #for our adolin its the pop stuff only the only thing i feel like hes listen to that isnt unbelievably top 40 is like. idk maybe some ska

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"the creator said in a reddit thread -" "the official twitter account posted that -" "the actors confirmed in a livestream that -"

i don't care and that's not real to me. put it in the text.

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this hedonist dyke

#dax. the worm that you are. #st: ds9