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I can’t say I’m surprised but What

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#I can fix him, unless-

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these tags are so funnyyyy

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This is the absolute best thing I've ever read, in my entire life! I've been reading ff's for he better part of a decade and NOTHING WILL EVER TOUCH THIS ONE. I CAN ONLY DREAM OF BEING THIS GOOD OF AN AUTHOR. The character mannerisms are SPOT ON, everything here just makes sense, I can only hope for more content from this creator.

Why is the Girl Here?

Part 1 of 2 of The Locked Door Series

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Obi-Wan Kenobi/fem!Reader

Word Count: 12.8K

Summary: The Clone Wars have launched the galaxy into darkness, and hundreds of Jedi have fallen. With nowhere else to turn, the Order seeks to ally with powerful Force users from the Unknown Regions.  Just a three-cycle trip from Ilum, the planet s’Ziscari is home to the largest army of Force sensitives known to the galaxy, three times the size of the Jedi Order and with no current allegiance to the Republic.  There, Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and his newly ordained Jedi Knight are to negotiate an alliance with the s’Ziscari government on behalf of the Order and the Republic.  As the separatist army grows ever stronger, the fate of trillions rests in their hands…

Warnings: THIS WILL BE A FUCK OR DIE-ESQUE FIC.  Smut will come in the second part.

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“Why is it,” you ask, the heels of your leather boots clicking in perfect synchronization with the cloaked figure to your left, “that the greatest negotiator in the Jedi Order wields a blue saber, and not a green one?”

While you’re unable to see his gentle smile from underneath your dark cowl, you sense a general wave of amusement reverberate through the Force from his direction.  The energy somehow feels like the equivalent of a lift inside the cavity in your chest; transparent, tinted a soft blue in color, comfortable, calm, and familiar.

“Perhaps we should trade,” comes that crisp and precise Coruscanti accent you’ve ached to hear for the past two years.  “No matter how much you lamented its color as a youngling, you know I have always been rather fond of yours.”

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BUCKY BARNES The Falcon and The Winter Soldier 2021 | dir. Kari Skogland

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Why tf is Matthew Lillard so fine??

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the phrase “i love men’s tits” lives in my head rent free unfortunately im a lesbian who is largely neutral about men’s tits so i rarely have cause to say it. i’m saying this hoping to inspire those of you who do love men’s tits to express that love

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Never not thinking about getting railed by Billy Loomis and/or Stu Macher

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brokeback mountain / supernatural

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Just some good ol' Cap!

A small comic-esque drawing of our beloved Cap, I've never really done this style before and I'm pretty happy with how he turned out! More characters to come!

Click here if you wanna watch me draw him on tiktok!

#captain america #marvel #art #comics #chris evans #marvel mcu #fanart #digital art #the avengers #evans #chris #avengers #americas ass #body shaped like a coke bottle

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Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

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Please take good care of them!

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the gang’s all here [insp]

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WATCH THE STREAM OF ME AND @fuzzy-berries @killjoyforlyfe22 WE PLAYING TABLETOP FUCKS