Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.
A customer just called and asked, “Do you have music?”
I paused a moment and said, “We do have concerts coming up, yes.”
She asked, “When are they?”
And I said, “We have several options. Is there a certain kind of concert you’re looking for?”
And she said, “what’s the difference?”
Again I paused, and then explained that there are different kinds of music, like classical, pop, rock, etc. The phone call is over, but I’m still not over it.