kevin-the-jerk

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Gem Steven comes up to Kevin, "baby, i have to ask you something... I am confused about... is "I Love You Like an Alcoholic" a love song?"

Kevin thought about it for a minute “I mean… like… kinda…?”

#no one i’d rather be — { ic kevin } #what do you want? — { asks }

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Even the bots love me 💜

#no one i’d rather be — { ic kevin } #kevin is cool. kevin is great — { shitpost } #over 100 — { dash commentary }

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#out for a drive — { ooc } #the view is beautiful up there — { aesthetic }

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ta da

#out for a drive — { ooc } #i do not look like a ferret! — { ferret posting }

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#out for a drive — { ooc } #kevin is cool. kevin is great — { shitpost }

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🎶✨when u get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, publish. then, tag to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

Nice try, I don’t have that many followers here— also I’m just gonna put my big playlist on shuffle and see what comes up.

Tagged by @two-sides-halved

Half-decade Hangover by Will Wood

Red Moon by Will Wood

Take my breath away by Mayday Parade

He’ll use me for his needle show by A Verbal Equinox

Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance

#out for a drive — { ooc } #catch me at the red light — { tagged }

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TAG PEOPLE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW BETTER !

Repost don’t reblog.

FAV COLOR(S): purple, neon green, and black

FAV FLAVOR(S): coffee, cherry

FAV MUSIC: whatever it is that Will Wood, My Chemical Romance, and Machinery of the Human Heart have going on

FAV MOVIE(S): uhh… I dunno… I like 9

FAV SERIES: Regular Show, SpongeBob, Bobs Burgers

LAST SONG: Arizona Calling by Machinery of The Human heart

LAST SERIES: Regular show

LAST MOVIE: Everything everywhere all at once (really good movie)

CURRENTLY READING: my psych text book

CURRENTLY WATCHING: also Arizona Calling

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: my horribly overdue psych homework and also my other blog ( @snow-grave )… and like a million aus, plot ideas, and characters because sometimes the man can’t focus ok?

TAGGED BY: @two-sides-halved

TAGGING: no one, steal it from me, coward.

#out for a drive — { ooc } #catch me at the red light — { tagged }

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“Oh yeah, I have some Pokémon that don’t like to stay in their balls, it’s best to make sure they have like… plenty of entertainment or they might get into trouble… or like… just keep them with you, there’s a really cool cafe that encourages people to hang out with their Pokémon” he commented, waiting for Gem to find a photo.

"Kevin... Kevin, I'm loosing my mind over here... please tell me I'm right. Please tell me that Dragonair evolves into a Gyarados."

"It goes Dratini, Dragonair, Gyrados, Right?? right?"

“What? No, of course not, it evolves into dragonite, why? Do you need a gyarados for your dex?”

#no one i’d rather be — { ic kevin } #i’m already the very best — { pokémon au }

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“Oh that’s awesome! My dragonite is shiny too, hold on… her name is Noodles”

"Kevin... Kevin, I'm loosing my mind over here... please tell me I'm right. Please tell me that Dragonair evolves into a Gyarados."

"It goes Dratini, Dragonair, Gyrados, Right?? right?"

“What? No, of course not, it evolves into dragonite, why? Do you need a gyarados for your dex?”

#no one i’d rather be — { ic kevin } #i’m already the very best — { pokémon au }

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“They aren’t noodles, since they do have legs, but they are adorable.. also they’re orange.”

"Kevin... Kevin, I'm loosing my mind over here... please tell me I'm right. Please tell me that Dragonair evolves into a Gyarados."

"It goes Dratini, Dragonair, Gyrados, Right?? right?"

“What? No, of course not, it evolves into dragonite, why? Do you need a gyarados for your dex?”

#no one i’d rather be — { ic kevin } #i’m already the very best — { pokémon au }

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"Kevin... Kevin, I'm loosing my mind over here... please tell me I'm right. Please tell me that Dragonair evolves into a Gyarados."

"It goes Dratini, Dragonair, Gyrados, Right?? right?"

“What? No, of course not, it evolves into dragonite, why? Do you need a gyarados for your dex?”

#no one i’d rather be — { ic kevin } #what do you want? — { asks } #I’m already the very best — { Pokémon AU }

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Stoats playing.

From Life (Episode 7: Hunters and Hunted, 2009)

#out for a drive — { ooc } #i do not look like a ferret! — { ferret posting }

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Here's another adopt heading @kevin-the-jerk's way A lovely Teal Agate, who's taken a liking to one of the Zooman.

#out for a drive — { ooc } #nice to meet someone with taste — { others art }

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WELCOME TO STOAT SATURDAY

#kevin is cool. kevin is great — { shitpost } #i do not look like a ferret! — { ferret posting }

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((Thank you bestie <3

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#out for a drive — { ooc } #nice to meet someone with taste — { others art }

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“Wh- Steven, that eevee isn’t sick, it’s shiny!” Kevin said, only slightly irritated that he was called so urgently over what turned out to be nothing— then again, apparently gem Steven didn’t know it was nothing, so it wasn’t really his fault “where did you find a shiny eevee?”

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"KEVIN, KEVIN COME HERE QUICK! I FOUND A BABY! HE'S SO FUCKING PALE, IS HE SICK?" Gem Steven sobs as he holds a shiny Eevee.

#no one i’d rather be — { ic kevin } #it’s kevin time — { rp }

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“I am about to start a fight who are you people and why are you in my house”

#there’s room on this dance floor for two — { open starter } #it’s kevin time — { rp } #no one i’d rather be — { ic kevin } #it’s whatever — { dash commentary }