kettles-in-ketterdam

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Rollins: I will make you regret the day you were born!

Kaz: Too late, I already do.

Rollins:

Kaz: ……I mean, I will ruin you!

#kaz brekker #rollins #kaz #pekka #pekka rollins #six of crows #soc

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Jesper: Alright, Kiss, Marry, Kill….. Rollins, Matthias and Van-Eck-The-Jerk.

Kaz: Kill all them.

Jesper: That’s—That’s not how the game works…

#jesper #kaz #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #soc #six of crows #Kaz doesn’t hate matthias he just doesn’t want to deal with nina’s wrath and can’t kiss people

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Jesper: *makes something explode to impress Kaz*

Kaz: You know, I think I have feeling for you now

Jesper: Really?? It worked!

Kaz: Feeling of extreme irritation.

#kaz brekker #jesper fahey #six of crows #jesper #kaz #soc #jesper x kaz #kaz x jesper

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Jesper: Why do you always stop me from having fun? I never get to do anything fun.

Inej: I stopped you from punching kaz in the face.

Jesper: Exactly!

Inej: I saved your LIFE, Jesper!

Jesper:

Jesper: .....fine but you’re buying me waffles.

Inej:

#jesper fahey #jesper #Inej #inej ghafa #kaz #kaz brekker #six of crows #soc

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Jesper: If I hit myself and it hurts, what am I?

Nina: Weak

Matthias: Strong

Inej: Balanced

Kaz: An absolute idiot

#kaz brekker #kaz #inej #inej ghafa #matthias #matthias helvar #nina #nina zenik #jesper #jesper fahey #six of crows #soc

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Inej: Why is Jesper crying?

Kaz: He said that onions were the only thing that could make him cry.

Inej: ....so he was chopping onions?

Kaz: No, I threw pepper into his face to prove him wrong.

#kaz brekker #kaz #inej #inej ghafa #six of crows #soc #kanej #jesper #jesper fahey

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Kaz: *killing a man* Why have therapy when you can just do this?

Inej:

Inej: Kaz no. Please go to therapy.

#kaz #kaz brekker #inej #inej ghafa #six of crows #soc

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Kaz: I’m going to release Inej from her contract, buy her a ship, name it the wraith and find her parents for her and bring them to Ketterdam.

Nina: Do you like Inej?

Kaz: NoPE ShE’s JUsT An GoOD InVEsTmEnT

#kaz brekker #nina #nina zenik #kanej #inej #kaz x inej #inej x kaz #six of crows #soc

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Jesper, Kaz and Inej: *texting at 1 am*

*At 9 am*

Matthias: You should all have been sleeping, I will force you into bed if you do this again.

Nina: SLEEP BITCHES!

#nina #nina zenik #matthias #matthias helvar #jesper #kaz #inej #six of crows #soc

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Wylan: Why would you want me? I’m a handful.

Jesper: *confidently* Well I have two hands!

#jesper #wylan #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #wylan x jesper #jesper x wylan #six of crows #soc

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Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Kaz: No.

Judge:

Jury:

Judge*whispering*: .....what now?

#judge #kaz brekker #court #kaz #six of crows #soc #law

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Nina: Let’s all sync our watches for this heist!

Inej: I don’t wear watches, they reflect light

Jesper: I lost mine....

Matthias: I don’t have a watch

Wylan: I sold mine

Kaz: No.

Inej: *breaths heavily*

#Inej #inej ghafa #jesper #jesper fahey #wylan #wylan van eck #kaz #kaz brekker #matthias #matthias helvar #nina #nina zenik #six of crows #soc

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Wylan: I almost got surprise adopted today

Jesper: huh?

Kaz: *nonchalantly* He almost got kidnapped today

Jesper: Oh okay

Jesper: WaIt WHAT?!

#jesper #kaz #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan #wylan van eck #six of crows #soc

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Jesper: You know, if being sexy was a crime, I’d be in jail forever ;)

Kaz: You wouldn’t get arrested for a crime you didn’t commit.

Jesper:

Jesper: oKaY OUcH

#kaz #kaz brekker #jesper #jesper fahey #kaz x jesper #six of crows #soc

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Nina: I CAN’T BELIVE YOU WOULD BETRAY ME LIKE THIS!

Matthias: Nina dear, I’m sorry—

Nina: NO! YOU CAN’T JUST APOLOGIZE FOR THAT!

Wylan: *walking in* What are they arguing about?

Jesper: Matthias ate Nina’s waffles.

#jesper #jesper fahey #wylan #wylan van eck #nina #nina zenik #wesper #helnik #nina x matthias #matthias x nina #six of crows #soc

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*Matthias and Wylan sitting in jail*

Wylan: Should—should we call someone?

Matthias: We could call Nina

Wylan: I’d rather stay here....

*Half an hour later*

Nina: YOU COULDN’T STAY OUT OF TROUBLE FOR ONE DAMN MOMENT? HOW COULD—

Matthias: WyLaN YOu WErE RiGhT

#matthias #matthias helvar #nina #nina zenik #wylan #wylan van eck #six of crows #helnik #soc

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Wylan: Jesper....I-

Jesper: Nope, no. You married me, there’s no ‘you’ now, it’s ‘we’ forever!

Wylan: Okay...

Wylan: Then WE pushed Kuwei into the canal.

#wylan #jesper #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #Kuwei #six of crows #soc #wesper #jesper x wylan #wylan x jesper #they’re married!