kda-chat

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At first sight...

LOL Evelynn: Hussy.

LOL Ahri: Skank.

#mortalenemies4lyfe

At first sight...

K/DA Evelynn: Hussy.

K/DA Ahri: Skank.

#besties4lyfedokidokiuwu

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I'm sure one of her cars has this feature. Now she can have dinner dates with Akali on it.😊

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Evelynn: I killed a man.

Normal person reaction...

Kai'sa, on the phone: Yes, hello, 911? I would like to report a crime.

Best friend reaction...

Ahri: Just one? Bitch, you can do better than that.

Girlfriend reaction...

Akali: QUEEN 👏 QUEEN 👏 QUEEN 👏 NOW MURDER MY PUSSY NEXT, MAMA 😩👏😩👏

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The first time...

Evelynn: Darling, come in. Get comfortable.

Akali, looking around Evelynn's bedroom: Wow, you have quite a weapon collection.

Evelynn: You mean my sex toys?

Akali: These are your WHAT now?!

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Akali: Come on, you're eating a happy meal from McDonald's. Be happy!

Kai'sa:[Frowning as she munches on her fries]

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The girl you like:

Her best friends:

Her dad:

Her ex-family friend that still taunts her and her family:

Your father:

Your only friend:

You:

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Akali, failing a task: I tried...

Evelynn: I know, darling. You did your best. I'm proud of you.

Ahri, failing a task: I tried...

Evelynn: Try harder, bitch.

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Akali: Did you know Japanese people say "Moshi Moshi"? We say that because we believe kitsunes can't say some words correctly like "Moshi". It's our way of saying "I'm not a kitsune." Pretty interesting, right?

Ahri: Moshi Moshi bitch, I'm built different.

#get it #ahri is a gumiho #idk im really high and this is funny right now #it might not ve when i wake up #kda chat #kda akali #kda ahri

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Evelynn: This is serious. We need to practice stranger danger. I'll pretend to be the abductor in the car. You guys need to avoid being kidnapped. Got it?

Kai'Sa, Akali, and Ahri: Got it.

XXX

Evelynn, driving by: Hey, your girlfriend wants me to pick you up.

Akali: Nah, you're lying. She always picks me up herself.

Evelynn: Well, she sent me to do it. She got hurt.

Akali: No, thank you. Please go or I'll call the police.

Evelynn: I have spicy ramyun.

Akali:[Stops and considers it]

Evelynn: Babe, no. Keep walking.

XXX

Evelynn, driving by: Hey, Evelynn sent me to pick you up.

Ahri: I don't know you. Please leave me alone.

Evelynn: I have her credit card.

Ahri: Can I have it?

Evelynn: If you get in the car.

Ahri, entering the car: Okie!

XXX

Evelynn, driving by: Hey, Sivir asked me to pick you up.

Kai'Sa, jumping through the car window: OH THANK FUCK, KIDNAP ME PLEASE AND TAKE ME AWAY! GO, DRIVE, NOW!

XXX

After the social experiment is over...

Evelynn to Akali, Ahri, and Kai'Sa: You girls didn't even TRY.

#reblog #kda #kda chat #kda akali #kda ahri #kda kai'sa #kda evelynn #dont mind me #inspired by a post #we know evelynn would do the same though

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Evelynn: I want to suck your titties.

Akali: Can't you be more romantic?

Evelynn: I want to suckle thou harden nips resting on thou fleshy mounds with thy red lips.

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Kai'Sa is so fucking beautiful. I can't believe there are still people in the kda fandom that sleeps on her. Like, don't get me wrong, Evie, Ahri, and Akali are 👌👌 but Kai'Sa is just a hidden beauty and I don't regret making my poly fics Kai'Sa centric bc she deserves it all. And you guys know when this blog was active that Kai'Sa is my fav and dare I say I love her more than akalynn. Yep I said it. The truth. I'm sorry but her purple space buns was a cultural reset in my head and then her fucking SWOLL arms in the comeback lives rent free in my mind. Y'all don't understand the impact this woman has on me. Oh, and I am still waiting for her to shake it in my face. Bc that booty. Ok I'm done (not).

Anyhoo, have a happy holigay!

#dont mind me #im in a fucking gay ass mood and missing kaisa

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Just thought I share some of my favorite (among many) moments of the chat fic.

What's yours?

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Kai'sa, writing: Dear Diary, Sivir is so cute. I can't wait to marry her, tee hee.

Also Kai'sa, writing: Dear Diary, Evelynn, Akali, and Ahri can suck my dick. They suck. I'm running away.

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Ahri: If I get hit by a car, I don't need to work out.

Akali: Kai'sa got hit by a car and she still got up to work out.

Ahri: What a weirdo.

Sivir: I'm sorry, back up, what happened to Kai'sa?!

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Taliyah: You need to get yourself a girlfriend. It might do you some good.

LOL Sivir, sarcastically: Yeah, let me just pull one out of the sand.

XXX

LOL Kai'sa, poking her head out of the sand: Hi, I'm Kai'sa. I just came from the Void. Can you pull me out?

LOL Sivir:...

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Akali: We call ass 'a peach', why can't I call my tits 'meat sacks'?

Evelynn: Darling, I love you, but I am not going to swoon about meat sacks.

Akali: Okay, well, it's either meat sacks or flesh balls.

Evelynn: Can I please have a third option?

Ahri to Kai'sa, pointing to Akalynn: Who says romance is dead?

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Ahri: Grrrrrr...rrrraaaaaaauuuuur!

Ahri: Cough, cough. Ack.

Ahri: Aaack. ACK.

Ahri: HABAGACK!!

Ahri:[Clears throat]

Ahri:...

Ahri: Where was I? Oh yeah...

Ahri: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.