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[kaorushusband]

Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.

Kaoru, as Hikaru's lawyer: Your honor, my client respectfully requests that one more year be added to his sentence.

#happy bday bois #keep making everyone else at least slightly uncomfortable at all times #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #source: unknown #q

[kaorushusband]

Hikaru and Kaoru were literally born on 6/9. I feel like they'd just make 69 jokes all day. It's just-

Hikaru: Hey, it's 6/9 you know what that means haha

The rest of the club: >:(

Kaoru: It means it's our birthday haha

#happy bday bois #Hikaru hitachiin #Kaoru hitachiin #hitachiin birthday appreciation post #i was slightly too late their last birthday #this post has been in my drafts since Jun 10 2021

[kaorushusband]

[Over text]

Haruhi: Senpai, you don't have to sign your name on texts

Kyoya: Dear Haruhi, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Kyoya Ootori.

#hes just trying to be polite #has this been done already #let me know if it has #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #kyoya ootori #haruhi fujioka #source: unknown #q

[kaorushusband]

Kaoru, reading: Is this queer coding?

Kyoya, on his laptop: Well, the club website isn't going to create itself.

#He's a coding queer #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #kyoya ootori #kaoru hitachiin #source: unknown #q

[kaorushusband]

Haruhi: That giant box is Tamaki's gift for me?

Kyoya: Yep.

Haruhi: He's inside, isn't he?

Kyoya: Yep.

#Don't spoil the surprise Kyoya #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #haruhi fujioka #Tamaki suoh #Kyoya ootori #source: Tumblr #100

[kaorushusband]

Tamaki, reprimanding Hikaru and Kaoru: We're not mad, just disappointed.

Kyoya: No, we're mad.

Tamaki: Yes, we're mad. We're livid. But we're going to let this one slide.

Kyoya: No, we're not.

Tamaki: I'm not a mind reader, Kyoya!

#rip Kyoya #he has to deal with so much #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #Tamaki suoh #Kyoya ootori #source: unknown #q

[kaorushusband]

Hikaru: You're good at a lot of things.

Tamaki: Like what?

Hikaru: Don't push me on this. I'm just trying to make you feel better.

#don't worry Tamaki he doesn't know what he's talking about #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #Hikaru hitachiin #Tamaki suoh #source: boy meets world #q

[kaorushusband]

Hikaru: Okay, well, since Kyoya-senpai isn't here himself, I guess we'll just have to log onto his computer, click "forgot password" and answer his security questions

Kaoru: Alright, question one: What is god?

Haruhi: Oh no

#oh no #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #Hikaru hitachiin #haruhi fujioka #Kaoru hitachiin #source: Brooklyn nine nine #100

[kaorushusband]

Kaoru: Are you okay?

Hikaru, laying face down on the floor: I'm having me time.

#Hikaru after discovering that he has feelings for haruhi #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #Hikaru hitachiin #Kaoru hitachiin #source: unknown #q

[kaorushusband]

Haruhi: I'm actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like, did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girl's eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes?

Kyoya: Babies have to concept of object permanence

Hikaru: That was one of the sickest burns I've ever heard

#incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #haruhi fujioka #Kyoya ootori #Hikaru hitachiin #source: Tumblr #200

[kaorushusband]

Hikaru: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?

Kyoya: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

#incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #Kyoya ootori #Hikaru hitachiin #source: unknown #100

[kaorushusband]

Kyoya: I told Tamaki that his ears turn red when he lies.

Kaoru: Why would you do that?

Kyoya: Watch.

Kyoya: Hey Tamaki, did you go over the budget with these props?

Tamaki, covering his ears: No, what makes you think that?

#incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #Tamaki suoh #Kyoya ootori #Kaoru hitachiin #source: unknown #100

[kaorushusband]

Kyoya, about Tamaki: You really think he's the one for me?

Hikaru: Oh yeah. He's tons of fun and you're no fun at all.

Hikaru: He completes you.

#incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #hikaru hitachiin #Kyoya ootori #tamakyo #source: ice age #100

[kaorushusband]

Haruhi: Three words. Say them and I'm yours

Tamaki: Three words

Haruhi:

#I mean technically #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #haruhi fujioka #Tamaki suoh #tamaharu #source: unknown #100

[kaorushusband]

[In a supermarket]

Mori: You guys, Mitskuni is missing

Haruhi: Did you try calling him?

Kyoya: His phone died in the car ride here

Hikaru: He was just with us a few minutes ago

Kaoru: Yeah, he couldn't have gone that far

Tamaki: Don't worry everyone. I've got this under control

Tamaki: *Takes a deep breath*

Tamaki: MARCO!!!

Honey, from far away: POLO!

Mori: *Sighs*

Mori: That came from the candy aisle didn't it

#never underestimate the speed at which Honey can locate and get to sweets #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #takashi morinozuka #haruhi fujioka #Kyoya ootori #Hikaru hitachiin #Kaoru hitachiin #Tamaki suoh #mitskuni haninozuka #100

[kaorushusband]

Hikaru: What food group is honey?

Kyoya: It's categorized as raw meat by the FDA

Kaoru: What the fuck?

#incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #Hikaru hitachiin #Kyoya ootori #Kaoru hitachiin #source: tumblr #100

[kaorushusband]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. 💋💙

Thank you so much! I know just the people for this!

#not ouran #ask