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カカシ「ただいま」 イルカ「おかえりなさい」
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for Kakairu Valentines Week hosted by @kakairu-rocks
Day 6: Pick Up Lines
@mandapandabug20 made A LIST with (fantastic) horrible pick up lines Kakashi would use on Iruka and this orphan one was so bad (aka brilliant) it spoke to my heart
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Iruka: Pick your clothes up off the floor.
Kakashi: Why? I wasn’t the one who got them there.
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@crows-and-cookies I got u 💜
Kakashi, planning this week’s meals: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Iruka: But – that’s just a trash can.
Kakashi: It sure is!
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Gai: What’s going on with you and Iruka-Sensei?
Kakashi: Nothing.
Gai: I think you’re wrong.
Kakashi: I think I’m not.
Gai: I think you’re getting together.
Kakashi: We’re not.
Gai: But you want to.
Kakashi: Yes.
Gai: I think… wait, what?
Kakashi: See, sometimes if I slam on the brakes, you run right past.
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Kakashi, planning this week’s meals: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Iruka: But – that’s just a trash can.
Kakashi: It sure is!
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Yamato, giving advices to Kakashi for his first date with Iruka: Relax, just act cool and mature.
Kakashi: Ok, mature. Got it.
[Later, during the date]
Iruka: So...what do you like to do in your free time?
Kakashi, deep and serious voice: taxes.
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Kakashi: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Iruka: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Kakashi: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Yamato: Iruka-Sensei kissed you?
Kakashi:
Yamato: And you said "Thank you"…?
Kakashi: Yeah.
Yamato: Well, that was very polite of you.
[Meanwhile]
Iruka: "Thank you"?!?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
Anko: He’s stupid, Iruka, you know that.
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Kakashi: How many kids do you have? Iruka: Biologically or emotionally?
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Naruto: I don't think you should be dating Iruka-Sensei.
Kakashi: You don’t have all the facts.
Naruto: Which are?
Kakashi: I love him.
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procreate house cleaning sketchdump 2/3!
these are ones i sent mostly on the @kakairu-discord-server and also a dtiys sketch of this piece by @microrockets for @the-umino-hours discord that never saw the light of day bc my life kinda *vaguely hand gestures* lol but it's pirate!ruka :')
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Kakashi, leaning toward Iruka: You know your eyes are really pretty right?
Iruka, grading tests: No, but why?
Kakashi: Someone probably stole the stars and put them there. [winks]
Iruka, turning to him and tilting his head: Oh, so my eyes are full of gas?
Kakashi, eyes wide: I-
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Iruka: I know everything about you.
Kakashi: Oh yeah? What am I allergic to?
Iruka: Being appreciated and thanked for helping others.
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Kakashi: My past is coming back to haunt me.
Iruka: Seems to be a recurring theme with you.
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Anko: So your friend-
Iruka: Kakashi and I are not friends!
Anko: So your boyfriend...
Iruka: Yeah, go on.
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