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The required equipment to touch a petri dish of covid samples (classified Level 3 Biohazard alongside bubonic plague, tuberculosis, measles, etc):

The government recommendation for people facing an ongoing pandemic in their everyday lives:

Notice any discrepancies?

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reblog to be eaten by this thing

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Just saw the new trailer for Bad Batch season 3

Looks excellent

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My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

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Me logging onto this website

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i am far too soft and lovely to have responsibilities

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They should reboot Hannibal and have an episode where he exclusively kills people who listen to their phones in public without headphones. I would like that very much.

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Fan fiction is an important aspect of a symbiotic relationship.

Fans that can’t or don’t write crave stories, fluff and angst.

Fans that can and do write write stories, fluff and angst.

Fans that do write create the stories, and fans that don’t consume them.

Nature’s perfect symmetry

#fan fiction #writing #i know my experiences are not universal but like idk man this feels pretty unifying

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I have Covid. After three fucking years of being incredibly careful to the point of paranoia.

I’m legitimately scared because of how terrible I feel. I briefly lost consciousness twice today.

Fuck

#posting so you guys know in case this blog never gets updated again #personal #public mental breakdown

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To the Holiday station cashier I was exchanging candy puns with 5/5/2023 in Sioux Falls SD, it’s imperative to me that you know as soon as I drove away I thought of a real good one.

York peppermint patties? More like DORK peppermint patties!

That’s it. That’s the post.

#if you see this my dude you’re hilarious #candy puns #Milkyway the only way

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I feel like nobody on Tumblr knows that the international space station is being discontinued.

Did you know that? In less than a decade it will be gone

CNN Link from above screenshot

More detailed article by Space.com

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Please say in the tags what happened next when you said it

#they just got mad #it was at work too #didn’t get fired cuz my manager was a chill guy

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#1 #I’m told this is weird #idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

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i really enjoy using the phrase "this fucks" as a compliment at every available opportunity because it's just kind of objectively funny to say "this thing is so good it gets bitches"

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UQUIZ!!! go have fun!!!

#inferiority complex #oops... yeah... #hmm didn’t see THAT one coming #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #quiz