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justastoryteller · 4 days
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justastoryteller · 6 days
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FIRST PAGE PICTURE AND BONUS CHAPTER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS IS SO COOL
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justastoryteller · 7 days
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It seems I’ve grown quite fond of him though there are no sexual urges or desires he comes to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
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justastoryteller · 8 days
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justastoryteller · 8 days
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Elizabeth Sweetheart, “The Green Lady” Kitten Kay Sera, “The Pink Lady” Ella London, “The Yellow Lady” Sandra Ramos, “The Purple Lady” Zorica Rebernik, “The Red Lady”
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justastoryteller · 8 days
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happy it's spring, sir!
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justastoryteller · 8 days
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LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) written by Diablo Cody
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justastoryteller · 13 days
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funniest thing about dwjposting on this website is that you can see the exact moment your howell movingcastle post leaves the circle of people who know you’re talking about that welsh fucker. truly instant change from tags calling him a fail king and wanting to switch his $200 purple shampoo for head and shoulders to tags proclaiming their undying cottagecore-themed love for him
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justastoryteller · 14 days
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Remaking an earlier post to clarify some of the wording
Note that strength in sense of identity doesn't necessarily mean you love living in your country, state, region, etc. nor does it mean you uncritically agree with the government of your government, state, municipality, only that you find it important to your understanding of who you are culturally.
Please reblog this version instead, the notes have gone insane on the earlier version with clumsier wording and I really do want to learn more about this. Also I will be making a non-U.S. specific version of this post soon. As usual, if you're not from the U.S. please don't vote on this poll but feel free to shoot me a DM for a screenshot of the results in progress!
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justastoryteller · 14 days
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justastoryteller · 16 days
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something very important to understand about coronabeth tridentarius is that she's not Cool. she's hot, she's audacious, she's intoxicating, but she isn't Cool.
she likes the worst fucking puns in the entire world so much. she isn't good at comebacks. she's obsessively codependent with her creepy and wet twin sister. she has the fucking audacity to call someone else a nepo baby and think she made a point. she wants anyone who doesn't want her. she wants camilla to hug her and hold her the way camilla hugs and holds nona. she asks people's opinions about her and then gets upset if they say anything too honest. she wears such gaudy jewelry with everyday outfits that she bypasses "fancy" and wraps straight back around into "playing dress-up." she cried when her sister didn't kill and eat her. she's not good at pretending to be a necromancer, but her true love is the sword, but she's not particularly good at that either. she's down bad for judith fucking deuteros.
if everyone wasn't so distracted by how hot she is then the truth would be more obvious, and the truth is that coronabeth tridentarius is deeply lame (affectionate).
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justastoryteller · 18 days
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How to Write Enemies to Lovers Correctly:
Wrong ❌: "I hate him but omgggg look at his abs!!"
Right ✅: "Pathetic, Griddle. I got more hot and bothered digging all night."
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justastoryteller · 18 days
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Fell asleep in class and had a dream about LWJ doing this with his forehead ribbon to catch WWX:
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justastoryteller · 21 days
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classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here’s a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it’s unreal
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justastoryteller · 21 days
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I think the thing that feels really revolutionary about Gideon Nav's lesbianism is that she's not a lesbian in opposition to anything. She doesn't like women instead of men. It's just that her entire sexual world is female.
A lot of time having a gay character seems to necessitate a scene in which they confirm emphatically that they do not like the opposite gender. Gideon doesn't need to do that. She just talks about women all the time (and, lesbian character who is openly and unashamedly horny and actively pursuing women in general outside of once-in-a-lifetime romance, that's its own post entirely) and the absence of any mention of men makes it obvious that she's not interested in them.
And, as a queer person constantly having to explain WHY I don't want this or that, it's really refreshing to see a queer character who is so totally focused on what they DO want and not what they don't.
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justastoryteller · 21 days
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you see this bitch running around your dream bubble wyd
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justastoryteller · 22 days
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I'm sorry but this is all I could think of
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