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Tony: If someone is trying to rob you, what is the correct course of action?

Peter: T-posing to assert dominance

Stephen: Absolutely not

Harley: Saying “thank you, lord, for this meal I’m about to have” and then-

Stephen: Even worse

Peter: No, no, let him finish

#the avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu #iron man #tony stark #dr strange #stephen strange #ironstrange #supreme family #peter parker #harley keener #spider son #spiderman #iron family #iron dad

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Characters as random quotes-

Magnus Archives

Jonathan: “you look depressed”

Thanks, it’s the depression

Martin: I’m a nice person but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people

Basira: I’m going for a facial expression that is a mixture of “how the hell did I get myself into this mess” and “I’m surrounded by idiots”

Melanie: *about Elias* Have you ever met someone who is just the human form of bread crumbs?

Tim: Good news!! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes

Sasha: I’m not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough

Georgie: “It’s just a cat” First of all, that’s my child

Elias: “Think of the children” I did! I don’t care ❤️

Peter: The fact that people can see me makes me kinda uncomfortable not gonna lie

Michael: *enters with bad powerpoint presentation effect* hello

#jonathan sims #martin blackwood #melanie king #sasha james #tim stoker #elias bouchard #peter lukas #incorrect tma quotes #the magnus archives #basira hussain #michael distortion #georgie barker

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Vanya: I need life advice

Klaus, eating raw cookie dough and drinking Mountain Dew for breakfast: You came to exactly the right person, what’s up?

#incorrect umbrella academy quotes #tua vanya #klaus hargreeves

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Ben: Why is that syringe filled with glitter?

Klaus: Anaesthetic

#klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #incorrect tma quotes #the umbrella academy

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James: Lily’s playing hard to get

James: Little does she know, I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.

#jily #james potter #lily evans #incorrect mauraders quotes #harry potter #hp

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Kenma: Bokuto is so in love with you, he has no basic common sense when it comes to you

Akaashi: Not true.

Kenma: Fine let’s test it. Tell him you’re pregnant

Akaashi: What

Kenma: Just do it!

Akaashi: Fine. *texts Bokuto ‘I’m pregnant’*

Bokuto, three hours later with four full shopping carts of baby clothes: …wait

#himbo bokuto #bokuaka #kenma kuzome #akaashi keiji #bokuto kutarou #incorrect haikyuu quotes

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Hannibal: Will, care to explain why there are six new dogs in the house?

Will: They’re golden retrievers, they retrieve gold. I did this for us

#hannigram #incorrect hannibal quotes #nbc #hannibal lecter #will graham

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Crowley: You say “please” and “thank you” in front of Adam all the time and he never repeats it

Crowley: But when you say “fuck” ONCE-

#accurate #incorrect good omens quotes #adam young #crowley

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Lily: What are you doing?

James: Planning a date

Lily: That’s so sweet-

James: For Remus and Sirius

Lily: Oh my god, are they dating?

James: They will be

#go james #i believe in you #wolfstar #james potter #lily evans #remus lupin #sirius black #incorrect mauraders quotes #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #harry potter #hp

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The entities: Have you ever experienced PTSD, depression, sleep deprivation, anxiety or emotional manipulation?

Jonathan: …no?

The entities:

The entities: Would you like to?

#incorrect tma quotes #jonathan sims #looking at you elias #the magnus archives #the entities #save jonathan sims #the eye #the desolation #the stranger #the spiral #the corruption #the flesh #the hunt #the vast #the buried #the dark #the end #the lonely #the web #the slaughter

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Ministry: What do you have to say about the rumor that Gellert Grindelwald is your boyfriend?

Dumbledore: That’s ridiculous!

Ministry: Good-

Dumbledore: He’s my husband.

#ongoing dilemma over watching the next fb movie when jk rowling is human trash but- #grindeldore #ggad #albus dumbledore #gellert grindelwald #incorrect fantastic beasts quotes #harry potter #hp #fb

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Klaus: *rolling his eyes* It was just a bit of fun, I wouldn’t say I went wild

Diego: You bought tequila shots for everyone in the bar

Klaus: It was Cinco de Mayo!

Diego: It was August 9th!

#brotp #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #klaus and diego #incorrect tua quotes #the umbrella academy

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Bedelia: Are you in love with Hannibal?

Will: *sweating* …no

Bedelia: Then why did you draw W+H in hearts everywhere?

Will: It stands for, uh… Wrath and Homocide?

#wrath and homocide is a very good description of their relationship #i found a new ship name #bedelia du maurier #will graham #hannibal lecter #nbc #incorrect hannigram quotes

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Erik: Okay, so mistakes were made

Charles: By you

Erik: People got hurt

Charles: By you

#cherik #incorrect xmen quotes #marvel #erik lensherr x charles xavier #magneto #professor x

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Hamilton: I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but-

Laurens: That’s because you’re short, dear

Hamilton:

Laurens: *sweating* I take it back

#lams #john laurens #alexander hamilton #incorrect hamilton quotes #laurens x hamilton #hamilton musical #broadway

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Thor: I trusted you!!

Loki: Why?

#brotherly thorki #loki laufeyson #the avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu #thor odinson #loki series #thor ragnarok #thor dark world

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Aziraphale: Look, you can’t fall in love with me

Crowley: Don’t tell me what to do

Crowley: I’m going to love the fuck out of you and there’s nothing that can stop me!

Aziraphale, under his breath: I can’t believe that worked

#ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #incorrect good omens quotes