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justasociallyawkwardgeek · 9 minutes ago
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Credence: *running down the hallway screaming*
Dumbledore: *with closed eyes* Your son is awake
Grindelwald: *pulls blanket over his head* Before sunrise, he’s your son
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Thor: At the end of the day, we are brothers
Loki: If you take out the ‘r’ it becomes ‘bother’, which I think is much more fitting
Thor:
Thor: Brothe
Loki:
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Diego: Klaus, are you high?
Klaus, clearly high: Hello. Am I what?
Diego: High
Klaus: Hello
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Hamilton: *gets mad and starts yelling*
Laurens, about to find his best friend/boyfriend: I didn’t know so much rage could fit in such a small creature
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justasociallyawkwardgeek · 12 hours ago
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James: *walks into the room where Sirius and Remus are making out* Hey bestie!
James: *sees Remus* Hey other bestie!
Sirius and Remus: *continue to make out*
James: *sits next to them* Man, it’s so awkward when your two best friends start dating!
Sirius: *tries to shoo him away with his free hand*
James: *gives him a high five* So, what do you guys wanna do tonight?
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justasociallyawkwardgeek · 14 hours ago
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Charles: Accept your flaws. You’ll feel better, it worked for me
Erik: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Charles: No, I accepted yours
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justasociallyawkwardgeek · 16 hours ago
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Loki: Come here
Thor: Why?
Loki: Just come here
Thor: No, you’re going to stab me
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Sirius: It’s so hot out
Remus: Well maybe you shouldn’t have worn all black
Sirius: This is a summer shade of black
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Albus: This is my boyfriend, Gellert, I don’t think he’s okay but at this point I’m going with it
Gellert: *holding up Antonio* Albus, look, I found a spiky cat! :D
Albus, calling the ministry: You’re doing amazing sweetie
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Tony: Do you ever look up and think…
Tony: …you’ll never be as bright as the sun?
Stephen: Not really
Stephen: Also, that’s a ceiling light
Stephen: You haven’t been outside for three weeks
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Carol(to Valkyrie): I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
Valkyrie, not knowing earth history: What’s a hun?
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Charles: I’M TOO HOT
Charles: *points at Erik*
Charles: :D
Charles: :D
Charles: :D
Erik: *sighs*
Erik: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn
Charles: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN
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Bruce: I’m a piece of trash
Thor: Bruce, we’ve talked about this
Bruce: Sorry, honey
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Bucky: I’m a piece of trash
Steve: As someone who cares about the environment, I’m obliged to pick you up
Steve: Is seven okay?
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Tony: I’m a piece of trash
Stephen: I know but I can’t find an effective way to get rid of you
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Stephen: I guess if I had to choose one thing I loved most about Tony, it would be his compassion
Interviewer: That’s lovely, Doctor. What about you, Mr. Stark?
Tony: His ass
Stephen: Can I change my answer?
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Bucky: Someone needs to take me out
Steve: I’ll take you out. Where do you want to go?
Bucky:
Bucky: No I mean like knock me out. Shoot me with a tranquilizer. Please
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Will: *hugging Winston* I love dogs so much they make me so soft an-
Hannibal, from a distance: Woof
Will:
Hannibal: Cuddle me
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Sherlock: I’m Sherlock Holmes, I know every fact. I’m a renowned detective, I can tell you anything you want to know
John: Tell me how much you love me
Sherlock:
Sherlock: *choking up* a whole lot
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Thor: Truth or dare?
Bruce: Truth
Thor: Your face is beautiful
Bruce: That’s…
Bruce: That’s not how the game works
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