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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
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the funniest thing about the tiktok tradwife craze is people learning financial abuse exists but like, as a hypothetical. "wait what if the relationship doesn't work out and you have nothing of your own and nowhere to go?" congratulations you figured out a common reason people remain in abusive relationships and why it's important to maintain some level of financial independence
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several times a day i will come across a post that i would otherwise agree with about a Thing Being Bad but it is unfortunately like inexplicably linked to a reactionary societal decay narrative for like no reason whatsoever
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“you’ve already seen a movie this week” oh i’m sorry stardew valley am i not the backbone of this fucking town? did i not single-handedly fix the community center, the bus, the boat, and whip up a movie theater on top of that? am i not shipping out thousands of dollars worth of material on the daily and killing monsters for you people? collecting whatever bullshit you ask for? bringing you gifts tailored to your preferences? and when i wish only to play the crane game and get a dinosaur egg you won’t even let me in the door to PAY YOU MONEY? unbelievable.
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i collected the pages now what
we hang out
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Thank you keemstar for providing the world with one of the funniest tweets of all time
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Encanto sucked so bad that even when people make valid points about ppl being weird and racist about it I’m like man I don’t care I think we should be as bad towards it as possible just bc Lin Manuel was involved. Disney should make a Latino movie about how much we hate good food and colors and family and loooved what the spaniards did but no character in it is remotely Spanish. Like they’re all nahaus and they love it when the white characters make border jokes. And they should put Danny Trejo in charge of it and then if white people are uncomfortable watching it bc it’s like. Yknow clearly really problematic, we should get so fucking mad at them like. Like violent and start crying and being like oh so you hate Latinos is that it. Oh and every character is like huge tits cock and ass. All of them. Every character has noticeable bulge and disgusting breasts. And their names are like. Flea Bag. Tijuana Trejo (this is Danny trejos chatacter). Clay pot. Gringo (this is the white character played also by danny Trejo). Enchilado (masculine of enchilada). Terracotta nightmare. Basura. Crustache. Racial Harmony. Pinto. Mamá Poop. And they live in a house they call the Pain Room. And it was alive but now it’s dead. I recognize nothing I’m saying is a valid critique of encanto and I apologize. None of this was justified. It would have a 700 million dollar budget and bankrupt the company due to the ensuing legal issues and also no one buys any tickets, and then Latino tiktokers start blaming white fans for killing Disney and marvel. This could change things man. We gotta make this happen. I understand if you choose to ignore this post but as a uh. Checks my id. Chewish batino trans gay mentally and chronically ill person I am begging my white allies. Never mind. Looks sway and blushes. Looks back coyly.
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justaloadofgarbage · 14 hours
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i think ive cracked the code basically
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justaloadofgarbage · 16 hours
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For the kitten, you should meow back at it. It's not a good or bad thing, but it could make for a funny talkative cat.
I'd also recommend picking up your cat a lot while they're little so they're used to it when they're older. Also leave your transport carrier out so they get used to it when theyre a bit older.
If you ever plan on harness training your cat, around 12 weeks is when I'd start.
Sorry for unsolicited cat advice, I'm just really happy to see a good cat owner in the wild! Kittenhood is so important for the rest of a cats life :)
Very appreciating of young cat advice right now! Tysm!!!!
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justaloadofgarbage · 16 hours
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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