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justadorkk · 2 years
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alex turner
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justadorkk · 2 years
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yes, i looked this up. i wanna live my 2014 dracula alex groupie fantasy
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Can we get a smut alphabet for alex turner?
a/n: so sorry for not posting in a bit, i've just been taking a little break, and since i haven't got an imagine ready yet, and seeing as this was requested (obviously), i thought i'd do it! ENJOY!!
Alex Turner NSFW/Smut Alphabet
Thank you to my friends Eleanor and Ava for helping me really quick with this!!!
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He'll make sure that you’ve finished and then he'll clean you, maybe even get you a snack or something to drink if you want it.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favorite body part on his body has got to be either his arms, his hands, or hair, if that counts. His favorite body part of yours are your legs for no particular reason, he just likes them.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He liked to either cum inside you, or in your mouth.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
There's two to this one. The first one: He purposefully gets hard before shows and during them to tease you and to show off to other guys who want you. The second one: He once used a camera you go him for his birthday to take pictures of you in the shower, while you were fingering yourself, and while he was fucking you from behind.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Very experienced.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
His all time favorite positions are either 69 or doggy.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Depends on how much the both of you have had to drink. If he's hardly had any, then he's serious. If the both of you have had a lot to drink, are tipsy or completely drunk, he'll try to be serious, but will end up being more goofy.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Trimmed. He keeps himself well groomed.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
He sees it as a time for you and to make you feel good.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He gets really horny very easily and doesn't really jerk off unless you're not home. And if you aren't, he'll look at your Instagram pictures and imagine that you're right in front of him naked.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Spit kink, daddy kink, praise kink, loves to degrade (if that's a kink), loves to tie you up (once again if that's a kink)
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Bed, the shower, bent over the kitchen counter, on a desk, the car, backstage, literally anywhere possible.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Anything you do is highly sensual to him, especially when you sway your hips or even when you kiss him.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He wouldn't do roleplay as he absolutely hates it. He'd also never do anything that would actually cause physical or mental harm to you, or that you don't like.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He prefers to give oral rather than to receive. He likes to pleasure you more than anything, and also, he likes to dominate you, and you giving him a blowjob takes most of that dominance away. And he's very, very good at giving it.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
In all honesty, it depends on his mood, where you're at, or if he has to be somewhere soon. But, he's mostly very slow and sensual.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He hates them. In fact, he hates them so much that he'd rather go on stage or go to an interview with a big bulge in his pants rather than do a very quick one that wouldn't allow him to feel every inch of you all over again.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He's a bit iffy on it, but if you're down, he's down.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He can go for multiple rounds at a time, like, hours on end. And he can last at least 45 minutes.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Unless a bandanna neck scarf counts, he doesn't own any toys at all.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He loves to drive you crazy by teasing you.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
For such a small boy, he's very loud, and he loves to tell you that he loves you and fucking you.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
He loves to randomly call you in the middle of the day, when you're not home, so that he can listen to his voice while he's jerking off
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Long and thick.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Very, very high.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Depends on how long you two fucked, how late it is, or if you need anything afterwards. If it was fairly short (45 minutes) it'll take him a bit to go to sleep. If it was pretty long (hour and a half+) he'll make sure you finished and that you don't need anything, then he'll say he loves you and then practically fall asleep.
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justadorkk · 2 years
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Is he…..is he using a calculator?
Oh god please let it be an old calculator. He’s trying to type in boobies using numbers.
Kiss me underneath the moon’s siiiiide 8008135
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justadorkk · 2 years
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You
You're the robot in a world of fallen apples.
A priest on wall street. Tone deaf singing on beat.
A virgin in Gomorrah. A saint in the city of sin, allergic to tonic and gin and your only win is at the broken slot machine.
You're the casanova of unrequited love.
A helpline with no reception. Porn star with no erection.
A beautiful ugly face. Captain on a collision course to mars with only maps to the stars and engines to cars you dont have the keys to.
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justadorkk · 2 years
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you’ve probably seen them before since you know every alex picture in existence, but these are for you @cerebraldancer since someone gave you shit and i wanted to try and cheer you up!
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justadorkk · 2 years
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Current mood: Alex Turner on/obsessed with motorcycles
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justadorkk · 2 years
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Alex meeting and talking to a fan today
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“Where were you while we were getting….high”
— Alex Turner, Reading Festival 2014 (via havok-and-turner)
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justadorkk · 2 years
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“Arielle tells me that everyday is the last one together.”
— Alex Turner, mini interview with Vanity Fair by the journalist John Vignola August 22, 2013 (via dreadfulsongs-aboutsummer)
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justadorkk · 2 years
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Alex Turner and Matt Helders on Deejay Radio.
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justadorkk · 2 years
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@cerebraldancer don’t know if you’ve ever seen this one!
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’@lazlothebuzz drove up to iowa for an arctic monkeys concert, and met alex turner in the lobby of Harrah’s pic.twitter.com/KpZ5TFBsDa’
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justadorkk · 2 years
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Source: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Alex-Turner-tell-me-wheres-your-hiding-place/235752176533020?sk=photos_stream&tab=photos_stream
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so my friend and i were talking about louise’s post with the boots on captioned ‘wild wild west’ and we’ve come to two conclusions. one: john wayne is rolling in his grave at the sight and she made wild west movies and anything somewhat decent about the south and cowboy boots disgraceful. and two: she’s trying to copy taylor by wearing the boots
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Alex @ Dice Magazines party last night!!
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justadorkk · 2 years
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TBHC
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