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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

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collection of random spongebob gifs i have because i thought they were funny

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Where's that post like "gay people don't like guns" and then the 4-chan screenshot where a guy revives his local firearms range by telling local gays that if they CC they could shoot homophobes

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i think you should be able to live without a phone i think phones should never be required or expected or assumed i think when things require you to scan a qr code or something thats the devil and hes corrupting every strata of society

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sorry but i do think giving your friends a peck on the lips goodbye should be normal. also making out with your friends with tongue but let’s take things one step at a time

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I’m sure he’s fine don’t even worry about it

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Hate when people post about how bad they are at driving like it’s a quirky personality trait. “Not me never using my turn signal! 😜 I’m so gay” actually you are a menace to society

#i very much exagerate how bad i am at driving to my friends #im not actually bad at driving #promise

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“‘What will it matter in 100 years time?’

‘It matters now.’”

~Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

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casting spell of pass your exams for anyone going through exams right now

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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

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My goal is to chill as hard as possible. Then die in an explosion