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judyfortbrenneman · 1 year
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Peeps!
My poem, “Peeps” is on today’s Your Daily Poem! Happy Spring! (Happy Peeps!) Happy Poems!
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judyfortbrenneman · 2 years
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judyfortbrenneman · 2 years
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Today's Adventure is that I, after an unintentional 13-hour power nap,
Got woken up at 6AM by a phone call from a friend stranded in Montana because of the heat wave and almost no cell service because of their crap provider.
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Ok.
I somehow summon a week's worth of spoons and in less than 30 minutes and 5 phone calls, get them
A hotel
An appointment with a mechanic from 2 states away
A perscription refilled from 2 states away
and A Pizza
Go me.
But then it's 8AM and there are unscheduled live humans at the door and while EVERGENCY MODE is still on, I have already blown through a ton of spoons, and also probably shouldn't meet whoever it is wearing just a pair of bootyshorts that say "CRYPTID" in Gothic Font on my ass.
So I greet them in those shorts and a T-shirt that I manage to put on both inside out and backwards
#nailedit
It is, Fortunately, not the mormons.
it is, Unfortunately, two UPS guys trying to deliver my other in-house friend's new phone except the new guy doesn't know how to operate the "sign for package" device, and the old guy that's supposed to be mentoring him is like, 92, deaf as a post, and doesn't actually know how to operate the device either.
by the way
it is already
over 100 out
it takes almost 30 minutes to sign for the phone
when i get back inside, i discover that apparently the Corgi has learned how to open his kennel from the inside because he is now out of the kennel and waiting for me to come in.
he also has cat litter all over his face because while he was waiting for me he also learned how to open the baby gate to the cat's room and help himself to a cat shit breakfast.
He'll be fine
He's a cattle dog, they're legally required to have at least 1 really disgusting snack they love.
but
more to the point
i have no idea at what point he learned to open his kennel from the inside
has he been staying there out of politeness this whole time??
And
I got other shit to do today.
namely.
I'm seeing a realator
The Devils most pathetic yet effective demons
I get a reminder text that I have an appointment with her
at least
I think that's what it is because what she sends me is: "🏡⏰12:00 ❔"
With the time typed in the middle like that.
She is, according to her profile, at least 80.
so I reply "😎👍"
and then she sends me a string of GODDAMN POST-MODERN EMOJI HEIROGLYPHICS THAT TAKE UP MY ENTIRE SCREEN.
She's on an iPhone so half of them don't even translate across platforms
It takes me half an hour and three different software programs and goddamn wingdings to translate, but she has sent me the address and rules about masking and not wearing shoes inside.
in emoji
instead of like
literally any other format
I am
FASCINATED
and simply must meet the woman so if I don't come back to update I got stolen by the fairies but I'm taking the Corgi with me as protection so I'll see y'all later.
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judyfortbrenneman · 2 years
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Small Signs of Hope:
Cold wraps the noon sky
Fire and wind sear Earth’s parched heart
Finally, snow falls
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judyfortbrenneman · 2 years
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Small Signs of Hope: Bright gift from a friend Distant embrace on Solstice Growing toward the light
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judyfortbrenneman · 2 years
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Small signs of hope:
Some days I just need
to notice the sun rising
and remember joy
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judyfortbrenneman · 2 years
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Small signs of hope:
air spits cold promise
leaf rain clatters bright colors
flirting with snow clouds
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judyfortbrenneman · 2 years
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small signs of hope: Why no longcomings nor shortgoings? Today has only shortcomings
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judyfortbrenneman · 2 years
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NaNoWriMo Again (and always)
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It's dreck, but it's 50,315 words of dreck, besides which first drafts are *supposed* to be dreck, and I am wearing my Nanowrimo Winner's T-shirt to celebrate. Oh, and also posting this humble brag here.
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judyfortbrenneman · 3 years
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Small Signs of Hope:
All morning roofers
Bang banging then coffee break
Suddenly bird song
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judyfortbrenneman · 3 years
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Small Signs of Hope:
Clouds growl and crackle
shrugging off afternoon heat
no emotion lasts
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judyfortbrenneman · 3 years
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Small Signs of Hope:
Rain like beads surface
tension like our breath before
the sigh like the stream
ebbing and flowing through the
sublime beauty of science.
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judyfortbrenneman · 3 years
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Small Signs of Hope:
Spring’s last snow seeps deep
in the dark soil roots revel
near warmth joy blossoms
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judyfortbrenneman · 3 years
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Small Signs of Hope:
This snow is magic
Last patch calling down flurries
Winter’s last hurrah
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judyfortbrenneman · 3 years
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Writing to Decide, Deciding to Write
Link to my newsletter,
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judyfortbrenneman · 3 years
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Small Signs of Hope:
My tomatoes in hope were displayed
In bright sun on the sill, not in shade
But they froze in the night
And will never be ripe
Thus my dreams of caprese waylaid.
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judyfortbrenneman · 3 years
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Small signs of hope:
Indoor profusion
reassures me that spring waits
within winter’s snow
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