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ive been meaning to draw this for the longest time LOLLL

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it's mermay again! love your really long and snaky merman joseph design

( Not me answering a whole ass year later ;w; I apologize Anon, I've just been stuck on other things but merman is approaching and I've thought of this ask )

( gonna def try to draw more of the mishmash of merseph ❤️ so stay tuned~ )

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joseph time

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one of my favorite story elements is "character way past their prime can still absolutely wreck you, leaving you to wonder just how powerful they used to be"

#★ I Do Think Things Through Mainly How To Best Protect You { Musings } #★ Wouldn’t Hurt to Look through the Keyhole~ { Implied } #★ This Photo Has Been Predicted To Happen….Now { Queue }

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All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to

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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

#★ Why is No One Taking My TINY METAL BALLS Seriously! { Shitposting } #★ This Photo Has Been Predicted To Happen….Now { Queue } #( it has little relevance but look. its the vibes that do it for joseph-core. )

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we were discussing wills and inheritances in the breakroom today and one of the boys brought up that he heard if you hate someone in your family, you’re supposed to leave them something, literally anything, even if it’s just like 1 penny, so that they can’t sue and say you just forgot them, and one of the other boys said why wouldn’t you just say like “I specifically do not leave anything to this person” and one of the girls piped up “No, leave them 1 penny, it’s a bigger fuck you” and then she paused and goes “No wait, tell them that you leave them everything in the box you’ve buried in the woods and they have to go find it and dig it up and then they can have everything in it, but it’s just 1 penny” and because I am a writer, and thinking up wild things to have happen is part of the writing job description, I (without looking up from my computer where I was currently writing a story) said “or a bomb. I mean, you hate them right” and i looked up and everyone was looking at me and the girl (who FYI is a horror movie enthusiast and I had figured on appreciating the joke) goes “well. I mean, what are they going to do, arrest me? I’m dead.” and I wish I could bottle the looks on the boys’ faces.

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"some of you are miserable because you're mean" post except its "some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike"

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rippling

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star shaped fruits •°*~☆

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Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

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I miss Joseph and the mun so much 😭

( Apologies for the absence, I've just had to deal with life things, a job and just being on another blog for a while BUT still here, just got less time but I am trying to actively get back to doing things here again. )

#★ Joestar Secret Technique {OOC} #( thank gods I made a tag masterlist alfdsgj nothing on this site is remembering my old tags )

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( Ah, gross. I forgot how ugly the tumblr dash is without xkit and tumblr unfucker. )

#★ ooc #( this is gonna take some work but we'll see how it goes. )