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Joseph Seed after telling you how killing his newborn daughter seconds after birth was God’s calling

#No because what the actual fuck #one of the few reasons I can’t stand his ass #he literally gaslit himself to thinking this was some Abraham shit #far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #joseph seed #far cry 5 memes #far cry fandom

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John Seed looking at himself in the mirror after failing to capture the deputy and marry them

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #john seed #far cry deputy

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Yo why tf this mf forehead so biiiiiiig 😭😭😭 shi glossy as hell too

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #joseph seed #far cry 5 memes

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Idk abt y’all, but my version of a No Cult AU Joseph Seed is a free spirited, stoner-hippie with a potty mouth.

(And he definitely uses technology more than og Joseph or John ever would)

#honestly he’s probably more laidback than Og Joseph too #and he’s definitely very careless too #no cult au John would definitely hate him because he’s annoying and lazy #far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #joseph seed #far cry fandom #far cry fanfiction #(he’s definitely more like able than the current Joseph) #(maybe that’s just me bc I can’t stand him)

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I just realized after you kill John and loot his pockets he got $1500 on him 😭 like bitch who tf casually carries $1500?

#far cry 5 #john seed #farcry 5 #far cry fandom #far cry memes

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John Seed’s crippling trauma catching up to him when Joseph says he isn’t good enough for the New Eden

(In all seriousness I actually feel bad for him)

#far cry 5 #fc5 #john seed #joseph seed #far cry 5 memes

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Joseph Seed when Angel keeps pulling at the same nerve for months

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #far cry deputy #deputy oc #joseph seed #oc: angel sanchez #deputy oc headcanons #far cry memes

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Look, I know John's a sadistic prick. I know he carves sins into people and then cuts chunks of their skin off for fun. I know he's utterly insane and he could and would drown me and smile about it if given the chance. BUT let me just say....the idea of Rook redeeming him and making him see reason and then they run off together to live peaceful lives where John recovers from his brutal trauma is idealistic but ENDEARING idea to consider.

#this is literally what happens in my fic with Angel/John #to be fair they both have childhood trauma and would probably bond from that #far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #john seed #far cry deputy #deputy oc #farcry 5

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Male Dep x John Seed Shippers : No judgment but I always see John with a big strong tough deputy 🤔 where my short dangerous piranha deputy’s at?

*disclaimer there is a place in my heart for the big strong deputies*

#I wanna see more short gay deputies where are they??? #tiny mlm solidarity #far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #john seed #far cry deputy #deputy oc #farcry 5 #farcry 5 oc #far cry 5 oc #far cry fandom #john seed x deputy #far cry memes

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Ngl I wanna do an ask me abt my deputy...

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #far cry deputy #deputy oc

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Angel taking up John Seed’s office after kicking him out of Holland Valley’s bunker

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #john seed #far cry deputy #deputy oc #farcry 5 #oc: angel sanchez #deputy oc headcanons #far cry 5 memes #far cry memes #far cry 5 oc #far cry fandom

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Pt 3. John after getting run over by all the deputies in Holland Valley

#man this keeps getting better and better #volume warning #far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #john seed #far cry deputy #deputy oc #farcry 5 #deputy oc headcanons #oc: angel sanchez #far cry fandom #farcry 5 oc

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Pt.2 after driving John over:

Deputy Cooper and Angel literally making tik toks right after

@strafethesesinners

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #john seed #far cry deputy #deputy oc #oc: angel sanchez #far cry fandom #deputy oc headcanons #far cry oc #farcry 5 oc #far cry memes

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What a Peggie sees .5 seconds before boomer takes their gun

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #farcry 5 #far cry 5 oc #far cry 5 memes #far cry fandom #boomer farcry

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John after Angel tries to run him over for the 10th time using a cult truck

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #john seed #far cry deputy #deputy oc #farcry 5 #oc: angel sanchez #deputy oc headcanons #far cry 5 oc

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AU Idea: Religious take on Eden’s Gate

The Seed Family are secretly angels while the deputy/deputies are pesky imps/demons

OR

Vice versa where the Seed Family (Mostly Joseph) are demons trying to be religious in order to get their rights to enter heaven

Thoughts?

#this kinda makes sense since you can like respawn a million times in the game 😭 #also I can totally see John as a stuck up angel #far cry oc #farcry oc #far cry 5 oc #farcry oc headcanons #farcrygame #far cry fandom #far cry 5 #FarCry5

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Me, after the FarCry 5 fandom been long dead and gone, coming back to tumblr to show only FarCry 5 content