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johannepetereric · 19 hours
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“He’s a good egg at heart.”
Lucian is trans💙💕🤍💕💙
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johannepetereric · 19 hours
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“We’ve come by something rather rare, so we brought it by way of a gift.”
I betcha it’s a RARE poison for the guy XD
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johannepetereric · 21 hours
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johannepetereric · 21 hours
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Brothers in arms something something
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My favorite protagonist trait is when they have less than 2 arms
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johannepetereric · 23 hours
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I know from the looks that Guy 1 is just taking the piss 🖕to Mr. Moriarty in agreeing to the adoption, but based on Moriarty’s reaction, I suspect that this’ll be a case of “A+ Parenting” lol
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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➡️ Content warnings on fiction are a courtesy. 
➡️ Not every medium of fiction and storytelling has or is expected to have content warnings or extensive tagging.
➡️ Print novels do not traditionally warn for content in any way.
➡️ Until AO3 came along, fanfiction did not traditionally warn for content in any significant way.
➡️ An author is only obligated to warn for content to the degree mandated by the format they publish their fiction on.
➡️ Content warnings beyond the minimum are a courtesy, not an obligation.
➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is a valid tag that authors are allowed to use on AO3. It means there could be anything in there and you have accepted the risk. 'May contain peanuts!'
➡️ Writers are allowed to use 'Creator chose not to warn' for any reason, including to maintain surprise and avoid spoilers.
➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is not the same thing as 'no archive warnings apply'.
➡️ It is your responsibility to protect yourself and close a book, or hit the back button if you find something in fiction that you're reading that upsets you.
➡️ You are responsible for protecting yourself from fiction that causes you discomfort.
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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uther doesn't approve of bottom!arthur, but nevermind the relationship with his manservant
[ALSO, thank you guys so much for all the love in the last merlin meme redraw, i really didn't think it would get that much attention!! :00 so thankyaa <3 you're amazing]
i'm so glad my parents don't follow me on tumblr
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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arthur doesn’t notice merlin’s magic bc of the gay thing. arthur realizes he’s having Thoughts about merlin and decides the best course of action is to Repress and Ignore. the color of merlin’s eyes? why would arthur stare at merlin’s eyes? he’s not getting lost in them. arthur hasn’t ever looked at merlin, actually.
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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Cis girls who like metal music according to this guy
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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Jason and Dick look so much alike during their Robin days that they get confused who was the Robin in certain photos, they literally can't tell each other apart and the fact they have been fighting almost the same lineup of rogues is even more confusing, so their experiences end up mixed up, a lot.
Jason: No, that was me, did ya' read my reports and is confusing them with the real thing ?
Dick: I'm one hundred percent sure that was me, maybe you're the one who is misremembering, you used to read my reports all the time !
Jason: So you're just gonna act like I'm fucking lying, I have 4k memory of that day, that was literally me get outta here with ur Pinocchio looking ass
Dick: You're the one remembering things wrong, I got seventeen years of career I know that was me!
The whole time, the Riddler was running low on funds and used the same strategy twice, hoping nobody would notice, Tim knows the truth – he has read both reports–, but he thinks it's funny to see them argue.
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johannepetereric · 1 day
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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johannepetereric · 2 days
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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way
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