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[jklpopcorn]

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#cryign #reblog #animals

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To all the dog furries

Here

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:(

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I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

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this Conversation pit is ruining my life

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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

#slay gramma slay #reblog

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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

#i don't really like popcorn tbh :/ it's okay to eat a bit once in a blue moon ig #i am ready for 2012 anons to tear my flesh apart :/ #reblog

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forum > help

>hey guys im experiencing this problem running my game

>same here

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thread closed

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

#guards put him in the plinko #guards start rotating that man to my hearts content #guards kill him #guards bring me his lifeless body for display in my living quarters #reblog

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

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I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

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