jimmyandthegiraffes

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I literally miss those chunky rubber bracelets so much

This was the height of fashion

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fics that are like 500 to 1200 words or so often have a particular kind of energy to me - like the author sat bolt upright in bed, struck by the most brilliant inspiration of their entire lives, and then typed as fast as their fingers would allow them to in order to capture it all before it left.

oneshots that are just a straight, clear shot from the brain to the page with no real filter in between? that's good stuff right there.

#most of my one shots are like this

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let celery dad kiss the tardis family good night you cowards

#aaaa #miss uuuu

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you only hate me because im mean and ugly and disgusting and evil and wretched

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"You can't stop progress..."

I just love restoring and coloring old Tintin sketches!

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#leave it #unless it’s got an egg sac in which case I put it Somewhere Else #probably outside or in a shed if there is one #I don’t mind them being around we both just mind our business #but I don’t need there to be 40-50 of them lol

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greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

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Tremas wanted a snack I guess

why is there an aubergine

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Things you can't convince me aren't canon

The Doctor is autistic.

The Doctor and the Master are definitely divorced.

Five is asthmatic and has some sort of peripheral nerve damage in his legs (because his regeneration almost failed).

Nine wears Fitz Kreiner's leather jacket.

Time Lords are actually eldritch but normal humans can't tell because we can only perceive three dimensions at once.

River Song makes it out of the Library somehow.

The Spy Master first met the Doctor as 'O' when he was Eleven.

Sacha Dhawan plays a character called Reverend Matthew in the audio Ghost Walk, and I like to pretend it's the Master fucking around and being manipulative and shit in disguise. It's very entertaining, especially since a woman in his employ literally calls him Master at one point.

Evelyn knitted Seven's outfit.

Two and Jamie definitely had something going on.

Ood Sigma and hallucination Amy were Ten and Eleven's Watchers, respectively.

Eight is 'like that' (if you know you know) because the anesthesia Seven got delayed regeneration long enough that some of his brain started to die from lack of oxygen, bloodflow, etc etc.

If Survival had been a Sixey episode, he would have had a VERY different reaction to local catboy Master. (I said what I said.)

I'll add more eventually, but I need to sleep now.

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Assume the apple is an average "grocery store" level of dirty– no visible dirt but not recently washed– and assume your clothes aren't noticeably dirty.

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#i shine them to get rid of the squeaky texture

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Hiiiii

hi!!!!!!!!!!

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why is there an aubergine

#????? #the keeper of traken #doctor who #classic who #4th doctor

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#i have and would do all these alone v happily

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don't know who needs to hear this but there's an actual canon explanation for Luke and Leia both being tiny adults when at least their father was above average height.

padmé didn't carry them to term. they were premature.

#good point #also i knowwww ppl are always like actually luke is not that short #but in my heart. hes got a couple of inches on leia MAX #and she's 5'1

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my horny ass could never be a telephone operator

#i always wanted to do this