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They did it.
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you guys wanna go to basrar’s?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😌
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i’d just like to thank brennan for bringing back the cuntiest villain in dimension 20 history
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ok some bad kids girlfriends too BYE
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I can feel the power coursing through me!!
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i just realized this means we’re gonna get new official kalina art. guys
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KALINA
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MY BAD, PERHAPS IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND???
what do you guys thinks the chances are emily will have successfully bullied brennan into letting fig give gilear warlock spells for junior year
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what do you guys thinks the chances are emily will have successfully bullied brennan into letting fig give gilear warlock spells for junior year
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she’s a former punk single mom divorcée who refuses to let teens have sex under her roof. she has a gryphon the size of a clydesdale. she’s a serial cheater and a homewrecker. she got a magical std from her kid’s friend’s mom in a threesome with her ex. she broke up with her boyfriend and immediately made a pass at her ex-husband. she’s the coolest person you’ve ever met. she’s a fuckup. she’s trying to do better.
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forgot that gorgug, apropos of nothing, called aguefort to yell at him for being a deadbeat dad. king shit.
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the thing about rewatching fhsy is that every time kalina shows up i am immediately 100% on her side
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the fact that kalina knew fig was into ayda before she did. fig wasn’t even infected, so this was just kalina looking through riz & sandra lynn & tracker & kristen’s eyes. in between planning logistics with aelwyn and arianwen and general taking-over-the-world machinations, she took one look at this punk teen and said that is a baby gay. gonna promise this gossipy racist elf twink 10 gold pieces to make fun of her about her crush and that should take care of it.
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imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions
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“no one should be mad at anyone, so if you’re ever feeling mad…don’t” SO TRUE, BRENNAN. SO TRUE
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Pyrrha Dve, stone-cold fox
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