I was watching a "Jerma reads questionable chat messages" compilation. Most of the chat messages were from me. I woke up laughing.
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WHATEVER FLOAST YOUR GOAT
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i want to study at a Boston university
i will spell jerk as zerk and use teacher noises. i would watch Jerma985 on Twitch all night while drinking a dunky donut with my Baby Shpees. i’ll have bugs every day that’s worth 100 billion off the debt. i would go to THE MEAT GRINDER every night. i am also more likely to meet Jerma, The Egg, Glue Man and Bugleberry.
i wish i was boston :(
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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense
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