jellyfishbeansandsotherthings

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big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. "marry" your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities!

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orson welles made some points

#god damn

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new gay relationship chart just dropped go ham

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Hey man, are you ok? The post your gf made about sending positive vibes sounds like you’re not doing too well. I hope you’re ok, and if you’re not I hope you are soon 💛

I went to do a procedure at the doctors today, before that I fasted for 2 days straight, no foods, no soups, no nothin. and I am SCARED of medical things. but now I am back and I am weak. You have 20 hours before I regain my power.

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The Gods of Tumblr

We don’t have normal gods, or even evil gods…  The Pantheon of This Hellsite:

Gaud and Pukicho: Twin Gods of Insanity and Chaos

BadJokesByJeff: God of Humor

One-Time-I-Dreamt: God of Night and Dreams

Writing-Prompt-S: God of Creativity

All The Tumblr Sexymen: Angels and Minions 

“Staff“: The Evil God

P.M. Seymour: Messenger of the Gods

Snom: The Holy Prophet of all Cuteness

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Much like Welcome to Nightvale, I feel like a lot of people have forgotten just how big and influential Yuri on Ice was. It fully broke into the mainstream. It was everywhere. Evgenia Medvedeva, the top female figure skater in 2016 and 2017, had YOI plushies thrown to her on the ice and wore a Victuuri tshirt to an interview. Japanese pair skaters Miu Suzaki and Ryuichi Kihara skated to the YOI theme at the fucking Pyeongchang 2018 Olympics. The Olympics. Canadian ice dancer Joseph Johnson did the ‘J.J. Style’ hand symbol in the kiss and cry. Johnny Weir made me cry by talking about how he wished the homophobic world of figure skating he experienced could have been more like the kinder world of Yuri on Ice.

There were cameos and references to it everywhere. Everyone was talking about it. People who had never watched anime were watching it. It was so big it crashed Crunchyroll and Tumblr. Twice. And all that for what was at its core, a queer love story that helped pave the way for more queer stories to come.

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The shitposting moment of inspiration actually gave me unique insight. The metaphor of watching Twitter news from Tumblr as watching the collapse of the Roman Empire from a Saharan oasis is too accurate. Like.

You live in your small community of people you well know and mostly get along with. You know of that moloch that has not so long ago been setting the blueprint of public debate and rule of law for centuries to come. Maybe you even traded with people under its rule. Recently, though, you mostly get news of its depostic ruler getting rid of all checking insititutions and advisors, enjoying setting things and people on fire and general economic collapse.

Make no mistake though, move too far away from your save little enclave and heat and dehydration will drive you mad or kill you or both in one order or another. Other tribes are as likely to trade with you as attack you via anon asks. Sometimes staff brings about unilveable sandstorms and draughts.

Neil Gaiman is the nomadic poet sage that everyone consults on everything from the meaning of life to cooking their meals. He's usually surrounded by the possy of five fenec foxes.

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target audience of less than ten individuals

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nobody gets me like they get me

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got switched to dry food today. fuck my fucking life

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just got into bed. had a tough day napping. sooooo tired can't wait to sleep

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whgere my balls

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they should make it easier

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Actually I'll never forgive Punk Rave and Killstar and fast fashion brands for tricking people into thinking that being goth or punk or emo is expensive. Babygirl the only goth brand names you need to know are Rit, Good Will, Etsy, and Studs and Spikes, we used to shove safety pins through our ears and then they started selling earrings that look like safety pins for 15.99. We used to dye thrifted wedding dresses black and they started selling gothic gowns for 300 bucks. We used to put studs on boots we found in the back of the good will and they started making Demonias. DIY or die wasn't perfect it can be exclusionary to disabled people but whatever the fuck we've got going on right now is so much worse. It's not any more inclusive to the disabled and it is exclusionary to the people who made punk, to the people who made goth, to the people who made emo. If you've got the funds and you don't want to do diy pay someone else to do it for you but please let it be a small artist or a friend not some guy in a suit who's made it his business to gentrify punk. You can turn flats into platforms with flipflops, hotglue and gumption don't let anyone tell you different.

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i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you