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絶望 Launch

Finally, the time is here. I've finished the prologue. The game has been published. Zetsubou is finally here. Enjoy your Yandere romance, or at least the start of it, here.

#Interactive Game #Choice Game #Dating Sim #Promo #絶望 #Zetsubou #Interactive Fiction #Announcement

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Faust & Mephisto: *drawing a pentagram on the floor*

Samael: What are you doing?

Faust & Mephisto: You told us to satanize the house.

Samael: I SAID SANITIZE!

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Faust & Mephisto #Samael Teivel

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Asa: Yesterday, it was the maintenance man, and today...

Asa: *looking at a broken pot of basil laying on the ground before looking up at a stormy sky*

Asa: ...it was God who fucked my basil!

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Asa Drued

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Lawrence: I just wanna be an orphan child dying of tuberculosis in the eighteen hundreds!

Lawrence: I want that level of drama!

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Lawrence Engelt

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Kiku: When your family be like...

Kiku: "You have so much to live for!"

Kiku: Like, obviously... I have to make my cat into Satan.

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Kiku

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Musashita: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks!

Musashita: Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren!

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Musashita Yokomura

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Langston: Oh my god dude, I have horrible news.

Ariel: What's going on, what's wrong?

Langston: I don't know how to tell you.

Ariel: Okay, just calm down and tell me.

Langston: Okay, you might wanna sit for this.

Ariel: Okay. *goes to sit down*

Langston: Someone stole all our chairs!

Ariel: *crashes*

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Langston Hayes #Ariel Wainwright

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MC: I'm going to fucking murder myself-

Willow: It's called suicide you dumb hoe!

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #MC #Willow

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Shigeoki: Y'all always talk about e-boy this and e-girl that...

Shigeoki: But no one wants to talk about the e-conomy.

Shigeoki: American capitalism is a fundamentally flawed system-

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Shigeoki Nakayama

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MC: The indigenous species of wild Fae can be real aggressive so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching them.

MC: *blows an airhorn at Oberon* GET FUCKED!!!

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #MC #Oberon

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Shigeoki: Personally, I have no plans for any self-improvement or growth in any sense of the word in 2021.

Shigeoki: I know myself, things aren't changing round here.

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Shigeoki Nakayama

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Aeron: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Ok. Easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Aeron: "But how?" you may ask. Easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "No thanks."

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Aeron

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Dae: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called "Every Time I'm Depressed I Take a Drink."

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Dae Kim

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Iago: But who can I trust?

Ezra: Yourself?

Iago: *scoffs* No.

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Ezra Nuit #Iago

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Bela: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Aeron: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

MC: Desi tripped and fell in the parking lot.

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Bela #Aeron #MC

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Daksh: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener?"

Lazlo: Should I not have?

#絶望 #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou #Daksh Mandal #Lazlo Farkas

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Willow: Name a way to be nice to people.

MC: Don't kill them.

Willow: Setting the bar really low, but I'll allow it.

#絶望 #MC #Willow #Incorrect Quotes #Zetsubou